TEETH

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[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[lepidopteragirl]

does anyone know if it is possible to write an email

[what-even-is-thiss]

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[i-am-a-fish]

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[avidreaderffn]

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

[bananonbinary]

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[omnipotentnothing]

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

[half-blind-nerd]

I miss when I didn’t need to connect to the internet to play minecraft :( I haven’t played in so long it wants me to log in again but I have no connection for my pc

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold