half local cryptid

i haunt on weekends (the allegations are all true i do steal trinkets and baubles and i do eat bugs also)

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I think if someone open parentheses likely a nemesis closed parentheses were to cut me open my intestines would resemble silly string having been sprayed into my stomach cavity send tweet period

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Okay but well rendered realistically proportioned clothes with long thin gangly arms and legs as a style tho

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By Damaris Brisco (@Fungal_Love)

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Important knowledge

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So i guess you have toads here too, thats neat. Currently i have 6 and all of them are gentlemen, very poli WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE CHICKENS SO LARGE WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM HOLY SHIT

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Just appeared in this barren hellscape and I intend to half-ass the whole way through, it's fucking magic time bitches.