Cursed Horses

A collection of Horses that may or may not be cursed. enjoy. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈LGBTQA rights!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Game is Horse Isle 3 refferal code: 26693

[catmask]

my scanner is kind of like a horse who hates me and wants to kill me

[sweetsnickers]

[clannfearrunt]

there's a horse. loose on the island

[point-at-horses]

horse 🫵

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[sufficientlylargen]

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

[horsefigureoftheday]

Now I'm wondering if polydactyly is inheritable in horses

If I were an unethical millionaire I would do some Horse Isle 3 shit irl

[mad-hare]

in love with this Norwegian trotter named Express Go that’s won 7/7 races so far, is only 14.2hh, and has taught herself to duck down her head to give herself super speed (and lengthen her stride I guess)

[pam3pr]

English yew. Wakehurst, Sussex, 2008

[boitterfly]

how it feels when everyone is online at the same time

[anglaised]

🐎

[ashenmind]

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

[koukouvayia]

Pride Forever

[thetursithan]

First time at the seaside....

[peachmoths]

happy pride i love being trans

[horsedetector]

Horse art detected!

[whywishesarehorses]

Look, they just really like to stand outside

[goldensunset]

[craftyjellyfishcat]

Remember everyone!

Drink plenty of nice cold water, stay in rooms with ac on if you can.

If you have to go out, be sure to have a water bottle, spf, a sun hat, sunglasses and dress appropriately.

Also, try to avoid direct contact with the sun if possible.

Check on neighbors and friends frequently.

[chestnuthorse]

Yippy yay my horsies

[my-little-world-of-sunlight]

Guess where my horse slept last night

[hes-the-stallion]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[phantomrose96]

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

[phantomrose96]

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."

Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."

[phantomrose96]

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

[phantomrose96]

[refuzz]

[phantomrose96]

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…