[fandomunknown]

Yall don’t fuck with spring like I do 💗🌸🌷

[fandomunknown]

2015 in some selfies, because this is a tradition since like??? 2013????

[fandomunknown]

10 years ago 😳🤯

[fandomunknown]

A little late but 2025 in selfies 🥰

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[fandomunknown]

Recent fit checks 😌💗💖

[fandomunknown]

Mr. & Mrs. 🤍🤍🤍✨

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[thebonesofhoudini]

[creepymutelilbugger]

this is the burning cybertruck of poseidon reblog for good luck

[the-haiku-bot]

this is the burning

cybertruck of poseidon

reblog for good luck

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[slutfordior]

me as snoopy

[sleepy-bebby]

hostile work environment

[zealockthegreat]

[j-tee]

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)

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[fandomunknown]

POV: Suddenly you’re in your mid twenties, living in a new city, with your soul dog, and only months away from marrying your best friend.

Life does get better if you just let time keep moving.

[1st-1]

[chaos-has-theories]

A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.

[chaos-has-theories]

Your name is EBONY. As previously mentioned, you are a GOTH. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for ROCK MUSIC but you are NOT RELATED TO GERARD WAY. You are a vampire but your teeth are STRAIGHT AND WHITE. You have a fondness for HOT TOPIC and you DRESS ACCORDINGLY. You go to a wizard school in England because you are also a WITCH.

Your chumhandle is DarknessDementia and you tned to get yuor leters mixd up abit.

A lot of preps are staring at you. What will you do?

> EBONY: PUT MIDDLE FINGER UP.

[amygdalae]

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

[t4tvampireisms]