Half-LOL 2

only top-shelf memes around here guys 

[crazy-brazilian]

[therealbitterstar]

Half life character kissing ability tier list

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if you make a work of art that's too good no one talks about it. there's nothing to discuss about dr strangelove. you can't argue about half life 2. my book of short stories would be a third example,

[gmod-album-covers]

gm_fatoftheland

[hotvampireadjacent]

[half-lol2]

The Half Life (and related) tags on this hellsite tho

[brookah-art]

[hev-mark-iv]

In Half-Life 2's beta, Kleiner was going to be killed off during the first teleport sequence and the rough version of that scene is still the funniest shit

[follow-freeman]

Collection of my favorite renders from the Half Life PS2 manual

[apas-95]

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[autsitic-correctness]

I fucking love these videos

[fyterx]

This is un-𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐-acceptable. The vending machine, ｂｒｏｋｅ, and robbed me of my 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 and now I can't work properly without my 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓛𝓪𝔂𝓼™. I wanna (𝔰𝔦𝔯) speak to your manager (𝖘𝖎𝖗) 𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮!

🅂🄸🅁, hello? Does somebody need a new prescription for their 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬? I'm a security guard, not a vending machine guy.

Oh, 𝕛𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖! I'm so-ɦօ sorry, if you're not the 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝔂, then, 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 🄵🅄🄲🄺 𝔦𝔰? Because all I see is you ⓟⓐⓝⓢⓨ-⃝ⓐⓢⓢ 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 loafin' around everywhere, like, are any of you NPCs programmed with 𝕒𝕟𝕪 bit of responsibility? 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭?

What's a 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚊ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴀ 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖉𝖔 to ⒼⒺⓉ ⓈⓄⓂⒺ 🅵🆁🅸🆃🅾-

[nintengu]

[fyterx]

Ah, it's good to see you :D

Gordon, you lllllll𝕃𝕆𝕌𝕤𝕪 mothufucker. GET YO 𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐊 - 𝐀𝐒𝐒 down tothe 𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 or else i will ＳＨＯＶＥ 🆃🅷🅴 ＳＡＭＰＬＥ up your 𝔞𝔰𝔰.

*beep bee-beep bee-beep* *splat*

𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙄ᴄʀᴏᴡᴀᴠᴇ

[papasmoke]

you wake up in the middle of the night and hear half-life_footstep_in_air_vent_with_small_room_reverb.mp3 coming from inside your walls wyd

[spiribia]

the way npcs react to gordon freeman is so charming. vortigaunt sees him climbing up out of a pit he fell into and goes 'ah! no pit would be complete without a freeman climbing out of it!' gordon what kind of weirdo are you in this universe that your most famous trait is you like crowbar and when npcs see you crawling out of holes theyre like classic gordon

[memeclassheroes]

[loppyness]

Half-Life is so fucking funny. You have the WORST day at work and decide to go completely apeshit. Then it turns out you are so spectacularly good at going apeshit that it becomes your new job.

[corvidashworkshop]

[drgertiefremontphd]

watching this 2h documentary on the history of half life and this dude takes a break in the middle of arizona to talk about one time he did magic shrooms backstage at a comedy club and thought he was having an auditory hallucination where he kept hearing the hl1 scientist voice talking to him only to peek at the stage google the guy on it and find out it was the original VA for kleiner doing a bit at the same club

[half-lol2]

inspirational