The Vagine Machine

Yaz

[venort]

[sovengardeswag]

I see you Heritage Posts

[strange-aeons]

My patreon server has girlbossed too close to the sun

[chadleymacguff]

[mangopatch]

WHY AM I LAUGHING

[seriousjones]

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

[femonologue]

Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

[seriousjones]

the app is called, … going outside. thank you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[helloitsbees]

[necessarybeing]

@spelviin why would u hide this in the tags lol

[transmedicalism-saves-lives]

I found the listing for him if y’all want, he’s the Gabriel model from Sinthetics.

[nervoussquidward]

[fuks]

[cuntanadien]

Is she ok?

[zamosvelour-blog]

yeah but she died 

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Breaking Free

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

i love how people will get bored and just start drama like go outside

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

*goes outside and starts drama there*

[saiasus]

Me @ the sun

[cat-parlour]

[dashbeardconfessional]

the plant has a question

[thebootydiaries]

[on a date]

me: it really blows my mind how so many languages and cultures coexist within this soc-

JFK: blows your what

me:

JFK: say it

[isopresso]

カブトガニ

Horseshoe crab

2020.10.12

[supergameboytwo]

this is actually balloons don’t let them trick you

[yanderemidori]

no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

[fallenangelvictorious]

This post makes people so angry op is in witness protection

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[ameriqan]

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

[sunsuhage]

the most comforting words a father can say

[galactica-phantom]

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne (Atlus, 2003)

[sanseverman]

He is where Arizona Tea gets all their tea from.

[galactica-phantom]

what like they milk him??

[dat-soldier]

i love gotye

[sharkosupreme-deactivated201911]

Me, a furry politician

*pounces on foreign affairs* hai x3 

*glomps unemployment rate, my tail swishing* Oops hehe

*Notices the national deficit* What’s this? OwO