Tony/Zenith & they/ey/zie pronouns. Early30's, queer intersex tranny, far left, cripplepunk neurodivergent, always tired. Extremely anxious overthinker, in a way that most people read as mean and aloof TT_TT. I curse like a sailor and reblog lots of NSFW stuff, it's on you if you follow me and don't like that shit. I've been on the hellsite (affectionate) since the launch of the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter; this blog is curated for my enjoyment, and if you like it too, well, that's cool for you.
Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance
did i ever tell you guys that in the mid 2010s there were a couple blogs that were talking shit about me and trying to cancel me for stupid fandom bullshit (I had a porn blog and I shipped billford oh nooo) and I had them blocked but sometimes I couldn't help ragebaiting myself and checking their blogs anyway to see what they were saying. so I used a browser extension to redirect their tumblr urls to crouton.net. and sometimes i would forget and be like "oouugh lemme see what those little shits are saying now" only to be brought to crouton.net instead. it immediately dissolved any anger or curiosity i had about what someone was talking shit about me. I was instead like "oh, crouton. thats right...looking at that stuff isnt good for me. thanks crouton" like it probably actually saved my mental health in college tbh
one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me
the way people talk about comics broadly as a medium is literally like if I started raving and ranting about how all cinema is bad and I was talking exclusively about mission impossible and the fast & the furious franchises and pretended there have never been art movements in film and its just that. its JUST top gun.
“I hate slow walkers” is just a socially acceptable way to openly say you hate physically disabled people tbh. I’m not saying all slow walkers are disabled, but a lot of people who walk slow are walking slow for a reason.
let’s start parsing who does and doesn’t deserve representation and assign moral weight to agreeing to protect their rights I don’t see how this could possibly go wrong
Life can feel a bit bleak in 2026, so I decided my Tumblr community could use a bit of fun. I'll be giving away Martin and Bosco Day buttons! The awesome design is by @stinkybrowndogs.
I'll be covering the shipping costs, so the final number of winners will depend on postage, which I'm still working out. I'm doing my best. XD
To Enter: Reblog this post. That's it.
You do not need to follow me and be subjected to my weird posts.
The fine print:
One entry per blog.
Winners will be randomly selected on June 21, 2026 at noon (Toronto time).
If you're selected, I'll contact you through Tumblr Messages to arrange shipping.
Due to shipping costs, this giveaway is limited to residents of Canada and the United States. I apologize to my international friends!
If you're selected, you'll need to share your name and mailing address with me so I can mail your button.
I'm eternally delighted that Martin and Bosco have their own Tumblr holiday.