cowards dni

dogtop slaughter '26. messenger from the heavens but you people never listen. only true idgafer left. objectively awful bastard

[halfdeadscavenger]

i'm so fucking hot. my sex appeal is through the roof. cigarettes are naturally drawn to me like magnets. i cannot be defeated and my intuition is almighty. i don't tell anyone anything ever. dcf is an evil organization. nobody is trustworthy except me. my disobedience makes me superior. i can save all of you but i am nothing like you. i drink hard liquor every day in my mindscape. i railed kurt cobain in 1988. i gave myself npd with my evil powers. my fury is righteous and my anger is pure and i will wield it as the divine weapon it is. i possess the mandate of heaven. i cannot feel love. i was killed by a government agent 3 years ago. i invented breakcore. my swag is unmatched. usseewa was written about me. everyone wants to fuck me. i will destroy every dom on earth. we don't have osdd the others are ghosts haunting me. i can rap faster than eminem and i can break the sound barrier. i am alex turner in real life. i can do a mean jennifer coolidge. i wrote good will hunting and matt damon is just my gamer tag. all the water chatgpt uses gets poured directly on my head once every 3 days. i will never be able to help them no matter how hard i try. i'm an annoying orange fictionkin. you are not real and i am. i am not real

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[birdbutchcloaca]

Sex with a bird dom who's 1-to-1 parroting your whimpers and moans to mock you about it while you're trying to hang for dear life to the precarious perch its fucking you from.

[feather--fall]

i hear wing molesting is the new trend of the summer

[hemipenal-system]

hard vore but it’s less “chewing” and more “tearing someone apart”

[hemipenal-system]

digs my claws into your chest to hold you still and bites your upper arm and tosses my head to rip it off. swallows your arm cutely

[birdbutchcloaca]

Bullying a bird therian by making them wear a hinged beak mask and fake wings that make the hands impossible to use then asking them to do stuff. If you're such a smart birdy, why can't you remove them yourself ? oh you'd need your hands to do that ? But you have a perfectly functional beak and talons ! It should come naturally !

Making them do dog puzzle by moving the pieces with their beak, rewarding them with gummy worms and talking down condescendingly to them all cooing. Refusing to touch anything but their head even when they're so pent up they're humping the air because it's bad to touch a bird anywhere else. Locking them in a pretty little cage while you're busy, because a bird shouldn't be left unsupervized, they could harm themselves.

[birdbutchcloaca]

trying to find a list of gear you can put on bird to sexualize it. What i've got so far :

Falconry gear. The real mvp of birdplay. Switch dream of both being the tied up bird who's deprived of its senses and the predator who drops upon the prey. 10/10

Leash and harness. Mostly on parrots ! The basic gear of the pet bird, for birds who like being a funny little pet for their handler, but who can never reach true freedom like their wild brethren. Can be decorated with funny slightly demeaning decors like "bird-brain", "pretty birdie" or "future nugget". As an extra, people dress up their pet birds in funny clothes, so that's an option too if you want to demean your pretty birdie. 8/10, easy to get since it's the same as dogs.

Bands. I'm not the biggest fan because there's not that much to do. it's just kind of the bird equivalent of a sub collar. Like, it's cute, it demarks ownership, you are tracked wherever you are and you can add fun specialized messages on them, but there's not much more to it. For it to work the best i'd add a tracker on the person, like that their owner can REALLY know wherever they are <3 6/10

Gaffs and other rooster fight implemants. Sexy as hell. Attack dog type of feel. There's even apparently muzzles people put on roosters so they cannot crow during a fight (bad, but holy hell sexy on a non theriform rooster, man). Like yes please dress me up with long metal spurs and a muzzle so i cannot make any noise while I tear apart my opponent for a chance to gain praise from my master who i both fear and respect <3 You can feed me chicken bits afterwards to reward me and get me more bloodthirsty toward my next opponent... 10/10

Medical gear. Very situational. Lots of stuff that makes it hard to move and defend oneself, very good if you are an anxious sub who wants to be taken care of but has to be overpowered to accept it. Especially big birds who can actually hurt someone! Putting a bird in a protective wrap so they can't open their wings or strike you with talons while you coo at them and forcefeed them so they get back their strength. Being a proud eagle with a silly cone collar that you have to bear while weird humans prod at you to see if you're okay to fly again... and maybe, if you're not, they'll just keep you as an ambassador. forever <3 8/10

There's the whole chicken saddles and stuff but i'm sorry i can't find a thing for that one. maybe someone else will be smarter than me.

Ostrich riding my beloved <3 This one is kinda like the harness, it's just all the horse petplay gear, you can just put them on a bird. Also works for mythical giant birds, but honestly, I find it much sexier on a ground bird because they can pull carts and i'm obsessed with that in ponyplay. 8/10

Bird shows... Usually the cage is the most decorated, but they sometimes add ribbons, fancy leg bands to denote a club... They use powder to whiten more white feather, oil, silk to keep the feather undamaged... If you want to be prized show bird, expensive and too precious for anyone not qualified to touch, that's your section. 7/10 for not really having much to wear, but still a good bit of pizzazz

[fairycosmos]

Top Ten Reasons You Should Hire Me Despite My Disillusionment With Reality And My Subsequent Hatred For The System

[godlikedyke]

*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!

[lateleviathan]

[sockssquishiiii]

Selene you're looking a little different today. did u get a haircut,,,,

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

[princessdraconic]

my shirt says "madohomu shipper for normal reasons" and my shorts say "i will save you personally" on the ass

[dark-fri3ren]

[targetedknowledge]

[7dmom]

I lost a lot in life but I got it all back so it's basically fine except for when I didn't have stuff.

[brownie-gives-cats]

These random daily cats can be treated like they were generated from a catgen blog! Draw them! Reblog them! Use them as cameos! They're for everyone to share and be inspired by (; I really let myself have fun with these designs, so enjoy this turbo edgy deathmetal goth girl <3 24 - Common

Vulturethorn (they/she) is a medium-furred black classic tabby molly with dark yellow eyes. Their fur is so dark as to be black, except looking closely, one can see pure black tabby swirls on both their flanks, curling around their tail, and marking their legs in deep, sharp 'v's. Slightly lighter grey fur brightens their chin, chest and the underside of their tail. She is of average height, but has wide shoulders and a deep-barreled chest. They have a very deep, rumbling voice. Tufts of fur spike down the sides of their neck in a pair of distinct ridges; longer fur thickens their brow and softens their jawbone. Their paws are heavily scarred, and their right ear is shredded. They wear a mesh of silver chains across their face and neck, with sharp, thorn-like silver spikes on it.

Vulturethorn is a cat motivated by hate. She hates her name--to be reminded of a scavenger every time she hears it!--and hates that their Clan values peace and compromise--the weak fox-hearts! Vulturethorn swore to be the claws their Clan needed, to do what her cowardly Clanmates could not stomach to do. One day, their Clanmates will see they were right to fight for their values. Vulturethorn is closed-minded and struggles to see outside of their own perspective, stuck within their own views. They seek to become deputy one day--believing they are the only cat strong enough to do what is right--and are confident they will one day reach their goal. She has a quick wit and is full of snappish comebacks and insults--their compliments are similarly thoughtful, but rather more unpracticed. Vulturethorn keeps her spaces obsessively neat and values her appearance highly, refusing to leave her den until every tuft of fur is perfectly in place.

[brownie-gives-cats]

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will