Weh?!

I’m literally Luz Noceda The Owl House #1 Fan THE LONG-LIVED KING PANEL DROPS!!!! Artfight‼️: hecateisalesbian

[hecateisalesbian]

A conversation I always dreamed of King having…

-@danaterrace

The Owl House: the Long-Lived King graphic novel panels! Autographed copies are now available for preorder on bookamillion’s website ദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,<)~✩‧₊

[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[were--ralph]

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

[were--ralph]

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

[were--ralph]

[nahctar]

I dreamed about this last night, and it was based on season 1 rex and i farted whilst thinking about it when i woke up. I HAD to draw it

[plentyblush]

They churned me, Jerry

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#kneadless comment

[thememedaddy]

[espikola]

Attack for @krakrac !🌷

[etheltempest]

they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking

[melonsharks]

agoraphobia /ăg″ər-ə-fō′bē-ə, ə-gôr″ə-/

The fear of wide open spaces, crowds, or uncontrolled social conditions.

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[cabinette]

this is MY au where everybody gets so be wildly unprofessional

[hecateisalesbian]

Imagine you are given a task. It’s not necessarily a simple task but it has one objective and you are allowed to use any and all resources available on Earth, with no restrictions. But there’s one catch. You have to kill a man. You have to kill a man with your bare hands and you cannot save this man and no one else can kill him. And this man is personal to you. He is the only person you have ever truly loved and the only person you will ever truly love. And if you don’t kill him then you have failed the task and the consequence is the death of everything you know. There is no other choice. Now imagine you are Eva Stratt.

[hussyknee]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

Rebagel for science pls.

[hecateisalesbian]

Due to the defeat of Norway in the World Cup Miku has returned to Japan

[sawed-on-shotgun]

imgonna throw up laughing theres a cat outside my apartment complex and i was trying to get a picture of my hand on him for size comparison and my phone decided im the whitest person ever like literally #FFFFF 0% saturation 100% lightness i put it in my art program and color dropped itthis is so funny why . Why did this happen

[sawed-on-shotgun]

dude

[sawed-on-shotgun]

imgonna throw up laughing theres a cat outside my apartment complex and i was trying to get a picture of my hand on him for size comparison and my phone decided im the whitest person ever like literally #FFFFF 0% saturation 100% lightness i put it in my art program and color dropped itthis is so funny why . Why did this happen