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conditioning my nervous system by playing music slightly loudly while just laying in bed at home alone

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can someone please tell the not-quite-a-couple from work that i DO want to fuck them.

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u should see me drive w no one else in the car no shoes on

[free-my-mindd]

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to the knowledgeable hardworking super chill dude from work who's never condescending to me despite how many times you see me make stupid mistakes. with a full head of hair and no wedding ring. i hope ur soul is getting sucked out of ur body via ur dick on a regular basis.

[stuckinapril]

[effie2001]

Redwood bonsai

[pinkertoast]

[apocryphics]

[2productive]

[sirenofthegreenbanks]

this is from "research as a leisure activity" by celine nguyen, publs. on stubstack in 2024. it's a very good read

[bxy]

Thaddeus Holownia

[historyisntboring]

2,500-year-old Siberian 'ice mummy' had intricate tattoos

The woman, aged about 50, was buried in a Siberian ice cave and discovered millennia later.

She was a 50 y.o. Siberian woman from 2500 years ago, living a nomadic lifestyle, and look at her tattoos...

Look...

I'm going to cry

[xekstrin]

Prev mentioned “did you see the chicken tattoo though” and i wanna make sure everyone else sees it too

[grahamkennedy-deactivated202411]

Scrolled down the MF DOOM tag trying to find the mac and cheese image and I couldn't so anyway here it is literally one of my favourite images of all time

[mcflurry-of-dancing-flames]

very important that you include MF DOOM's Villainous Mac and Cheese Recipe alongside this image

[halflithall]

it does bug me a little bit that my roommate spends so much time at her boyfriend's place. def trying to unpack and resolve that though because i'm so happy for her that she's found her person that she wants to be attached at the hip like that with. it's a little bit of jealousy I guess where it's like, why do we live together but we haven't had quality time in weeks. but I know she has the intention of making the time for me and I know that'll be my ride or die regardless. I look forward to being auntie of her children. but like damn girl i promise i'm cooler than that man. come hang out w me!!

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glass of sauvignon blanc, caesar salad, and half a perfectly cooked steak.... recovery after 5 days in the desert

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i forget i can just post things and the reaction will no one caring or positive