What sucks is LIFE

God DAMNIT what am I gonna do about my problems

[halfplanthalfjackass]

Next person to walk out of my life I'm going right with them I'm sick of my shit too

[halfplanthalfjackass]

God keeps testing me like I won’t just end it all i’m not one of your strongest soldiers bro

[escherichiakabuto]

It’s a leap year, so my birthday is on the calendar this year. 

I’ll be 24, or 96 if you count the other years as well.

[madaracoochieha]

OBITO WHAT’S YOUR BOYFRIEND’S NAME AGAIN

[halfplanthalfjackass]

Kabuto?

[halfplanthalfjackass]

I should've never fucking shown Madara how to use the internet we can't go one fucking family dinner without him being preoccupied with getting in arguments in the Youtube comments

[escherichiakabuto]

E. coli are harmless until some bacteriophage comes by to rewrite their DNA and plant a seed of evil. Kind of like Obito and Madara...

[madaracoochieha]

SEE OBITO THIS IS WHO YOU’RE STICKING YOUR DICK IN HE’S COMPARING US TO FUCKING SHIT GERMS

[halfplanthalfjackass]

*covers Kabuto’s ears* I’m sorry Madara he has this weird fascination with salmonella and ringworm and shit I’m pretty sure he gave me scabies I’m not too thrilled about it either but he’s the only one mentally ill enough to handle me

[halfplanthalfjackass]

It is impossible to have a good day

[konandotcom]

Through promiscuous sexual activity extensive crafting and prolonged ignorance of prescribed medication you too can be happy for about maybe a couple days a month Oh and if you also listen to Black Sabbath's paranoid on repeat for an entire night and then in a crazed frenzy teach yourself guitar so you can play it yourself you can turn your entire life around And also hi obito

[halfplanthalfjackass]

Fuck you Konan

[madaracoochieha]

OF COURSE I'M TWEETING AMIDST FIGHTING IN OBITO'S DUMBASS WAR OF COURSE I AM I'M MADARA FUCKING UCHIHA DUMBASS

[halfplanthalfjackass]

Madara this is Tumblr it’s not called tweeting shitass

[escherichiakabuto]

Tapeworms are overrated, if you ask me. Where's the love for blood flukes? Giant kidney worms?

[halfplanthalfjackass]

Did you know I want to commit suicide

[madaracoochieha]

OBITO HOW DO I WORK THIS THING

[halfplanthalfjackass]

Jesus christ Madara stop it you're a goddamn embarassment

[madaracoochieha]

SHUT THE HELL UP TUBBY CHUBBY I'M ASKING YOU A SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION INSOLENT LITTLE BITCH YOU'RE NOTHING FATASS

[halfplanthalfjackass]

See this is why we never fucking win at anything because you're an old bitch that can't turn his fucking caps lock off I hate you

[madaracoochieha]

OBITO HOW DO I WORK THIS THING

[halfplanthalfjackass]

Jesus christ Madara stop it you're a goddamn embarassment

[halfplanthalfjackass]

It is impossible to have a good day