The rules are simple: Just send me one of these DBZA quotes to get my muse’s response!
I swear, I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.
I’m Vic Mignogna! Ahh my poor vocal cords!
Now they’ll just waste their lives in a futile struggle to measure up to their peers until they’re nothing more than a crumpled heap of countless failures of broken dreams.
It’s edited by the Tiger Kitty!
If he could be any more of a whore for Adobe, they would’ve branded their logo on his ass.
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
Oh no, I’m not a monkey! Oh no, the kid’s a monkey!
Hey, let that (name) alone!
Maybe I’m gay. Or maybe stereotypes are bullshit.
Guess I’ll do what any sensible Middle American would do in this situation: GIT MAH GUN!
BOOBS! I mean, (name)… Hi!
Yes, (name), I’m a green freakin’ dinosaur.
Take that, moon. Perfect orbit, my ass.
Hi, I’m (name)! And this is (name). He/she was a prison bitch!
I’m gonna eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Okay, consider yourself beef jerky while I’m Filet Mignon.
The eye! The eye! Why is always that goddamned eye!!??
We’ve been flying for two weeks now, and I’m starting to feel very tensed up. Not just for being trapped on the ship of course, but from (name) walking around in nothing but his/her underwear! I would relieve this tension, but I’ve had no alone time as the toilet KEEPS SCREAMING AT ME!!
So in short, shit be whack, yo!
Dammit, there is no muffin button!
I’m sorry, but if this shit goes any further south, we’re going to hit Space Mexico.
I’m coming, (name)! Quick, grab my balls!
Oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? We’ll continue this conversation never.
Now let me put this in a way you’ll understand; I’m about to blow my load all over your insides.
Big talk coming from a bipedal bitch.
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life! Always surrounded by miserable failing clods! It’s like this whole world just likes to bend me over and find me in the Alps! Like I’m some sort of shlock receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbecue, WITH A GODDAMN PIG!
Why can’t I feel my everything?
Every party needs a pooper, that’s why they invited you. Party pooper. Party pooper.
I never left, sir. I was outside, hitting my head against the wall for 20 minutes.
And so I tell him, ‘I don’t care who you are, now clean my jowls!’
Well Sir, if you’re having a problem with our Customer Support you can call 1-800-eat-a-dick!
Did you try working the shaft?
Somehow we made this into a three-way.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon. Would be a reeeal dick move to die right now…
Ahh, if we had junk you’d be gay right now!
YOU CAN WIN! YOU FEEL GREAT! YOU! CAN! DO! THIS!
I’m beginning to think I have issues.
See, it’s like I told you, (name). “Like a bitch.”
You know what? All of you better duck, because I’m about to turn left and I don’t want to SMACK YOU WITH MY DICK.
Hey, I’m just like any other guy. I pay my taxes one leg at a time!
There you go again, throwing your hands up in the air like you just don’t care. CARE, DAMN IT!
I’M SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW.
Why aren’t you upstairs sleeping with your girlfriend like everyone else?
Oh a momma’s boy huh? I’ll be your mommy.
Sooooo… Wanna go drive cars?
Look at my nipples, LOOK AT THEM!!
(name) JUST DONE STOLE MY GLASSES!
I was desperate and needed the money. And no, it wasn’t worth it.
Oh come on man! You couldn’t last, like, 30 seconds!?
And the prodigal asshole returns!
My heart is pure. Pure, unadulterated badass.
OK, first: What?! Second: The fuck?!
Oh my God, I solicited my son for sex.
Wow, you are just the Grand Central Station of disappointment, aren’t you.
Societal definitions of beauty are BS anyway.
All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle…
Ohhh no. Oh, really wish I hadn’t! It’s all over my hand! Oh god, it’s sticky! And now it’s starting to harden! Oh no!
Could you speak up? I’m not wearing pants.
IS THAT ME STRONGER THAN ME?! I’LL FUCKING KILL ME!!
I’m coming, I’m coming… I came. Heh.
At this point, it’s a game. If he gives in, I win. And he knows that.
When mine left, she took all my money. When yours left, she took all her money.
Sometimes you’ve got to know when to hold ‘em, and know when to fold ‘em. And right now, it’s foldin’ time. (name)! Grab M'Dick!
You’re either perfect or you’re not me.
You know! If I had a watch, I’d be looking at my wrist really condescendingly right now…
Well, I’d say I should’ve seen this coming, but that would be ironic.
My nipples are rigid right now!
Well, I sure hope someone picks up that phone…because I fucking called it!
I'MMA PLANT ME A DUMBASS TREE!
Seriously kid, if you don’t start bringing me meat I am literally gonna shit bricks.
Wow, I can’t remember the last time someone actually nutted up and asked for that. Congrats! Can’t wait to hear how you fuck this up.
Everyone’s getting sucked today!
Friggin’ hell. Last time I take on a guy with a pole that big.
He keeps kicking me in the dick…Why? Why does he keep kicking me in the dick?!
I have many things…a best friend that’s a turtle, an island, chlamydia… This…is not one of them.
No, you said “Hey, check this shit out!”, then jumped in a car!
HOW DOES IT FEEL RIDIN’ M'DICK?!
Nobody’s killing that idiot but me!
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