[p0rn-daddy]

Lady seen struggling with her eyelashes during a boat ride

i’m feeling her pain

credit

[ghostkid]

if it weren’t illegal i would eat cereal for every meal of the day

[blueroses96]

i have some wonderful news for you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

[asgarddropout]

and then we go get snacks

[gifsofgot]

[selinakylebat]

Peak comedy.

[ulibeanzz]

when the months keep passing by even though you’re not in the head space to emotionally process them and you realize it is impossible to escape the passage of time

[shencomix]

For sharing:

Long-ways | Box-ways

[frawgs]

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

[memecenterz]

[unclefather]

me: *says lmao*

me: *ass is still attached* 

[babyanimalgifs]

if you’re having a bad day, watch this

[stories-by-shanna-p]

Oh my heart!!! 😍😍😍

[micaxiii]

when the dog yawns and the cat’s head is in their mouth for like two seconds lol

[naamahdarling]

This cat DEFINITELY sees the dog as a big dumb clumsy baby that needs caring for, and loves it very much.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[secondclassvines]

[hydro-homies]

Spider sense

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of tweets, part 7

(the series)