Halle Jordan

Riley. 27. KY.

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[browsedankmemes]

[hydro-homies]

La Croix tastes like when my foot falls asleep

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[midwest-merman-deactivated20210]

[lootcrate]

who.did.this.

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[rose-tylers]

[midqueenally]

Sesame Street: Respect is Coming

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[astralgabriel]

[beggars-opera]

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

today on tunes i’d like to present: THIS JAUNTY FELLOW 

[gallusrostromegalus]

There’s a lot going on here and I am delighted by all of it but.

Why is this merry little sing-a-long being held in what looks like a hipster men’s warehouse?

[fluffygif]

Ocean waves by ryanpernofski

[just-shower-thoughts]

Originally written 35 years into the future, George Orwell’s: ‘1984’ is now set 35 years in the past

[qvotable]

“If only we could see the endless string of consequences that result from our smallest actions. But we can’t know better until knowing better is useless.”

— John Green / Looking for Alaska (via bnmxfld)

[retrogamingblog]

Pokemon Card Silhouette Art made by bitsandbytescrafts

[literarysext]

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

[rnemory]

This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways

[extramadness]

[retrogamingblog]

Gilded Eeveelution Drawings made by Virize

Available as prints here