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i can’t believe it

you are a landlord in brighton. your new tenant is a 17 year old "gamer and twitch streamer." you call him often to tell him to keep the noise down. one day you hear loud shaky breaths and dry sobs from his room. he's begging and yelling at someone named "dream" to leave him alone, to not kill him. you call 999.

pog-juice

“Babe...what’s up? You haven’t even touched your unethical fortnite streamer lab rat torture devices this evening...”

-C!Punz to C!Dream after his raccoon ran away or some shit, probably idk I’ve never seen it

igosploosh

We have moved from IRL exile arc to IRL prison arc

pwesident

sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing

wheezinghorre

until the demon living under your bed rips it off and has full access to your body

pwesident

and the demon is probably hot so she can do what she wants what’s your point

pwesident

a lot more likes than reblogs on this post bc this webbed site is full of cowards that know im right

Being an active part of the spn fandom is cursing misha and jensen, and trying to forget Jared exists. Being an inactive part of the spn fandom is sighing whenever I see spn controversy or spn trending and actually forgetting Jared exists

#misha collins #supernatural #spn #castiel #dean winchester #destiel

ilajue

c!ponk is crazy and confusing to YOU i understand him

ceramic-galanter

for your consideration: crowns

lovej0ys-deactivated20240212

if you'd have told me i'd be hearing tommyinnit fake dub bn*a with charlie slimecicle in november of 2021 i would have laughed at you but here we are

hallowedblock07

My beloved <3

wilbit

is that fucking tommyinnit

hallowedblock07

Ah yes, all anxious people are mentally unstable 16 year olds-

batfamfucker

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

batfamfucker

Barry: Eat the rich!

Bruce: Oh thank Go-

Clark: Oh, I intend to 🥴🥵

batfamfucker

whispering-imp

It’s Batman’s turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.

primeemeraldheiress

Okay but can you imagine what kind of identity reveal situation that would be?

“I would fuck —-, I would marry —-, and then I would commit suicide.”

“Batman, that’s not how the game is played. You have to choose for Bruce Wayne.”

“I did.”

“…WHAT?!”

lynati

“I would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.”

aqueerkettleofish

This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said “I’d marry Bruce Wayne for the money” and the other half have not only said that they’d fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.

althor42

Flash: So, tall, dark, and scary, what’ll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets? Maybe you’ll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here, work him over like a hunk of meat like Supes? Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, what’ve you got for us?

Batman: -pauses- Honestly, I don’t think there will ever be a better time for this. -pulls off his cowl-

Justice League: -horrified screeching-

mollyhats

Via @milfmarthawayne

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