hail

in the world through which i travel i am endlessly creating myself

[elliottsmithfan]

[uglypnis]

I hate hearing stories about how someone cheated but the other person forgave them and now they’re even more in love and lived happily ever after, it’s propaganda and I don’t care

[ruimhend]

[dovelani-deactivated20180930]

me stopping by to send my monthly text in the group chat before fucking off again

[catchymemes]

[maned-lionx]

Fuck you and fuck that baby too

[portalperson]

This is my favorite post lmao.

[stability]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[twoofcups]

[nirvanah]

My dad gave me a USB drive with hundreds of pictures he has taken since the 70′s. This picture of the Snuggle bear playing UNO is undoubtedly the best picture he has ever taken.

[undomestication]

trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions & omens

[automatic-caution-door]

[lord-king-saint]

this is cute

[kiwijadey-deactivated20190729]

since the 2010s are gonna be over in 5 months I think it’s only fair to say that one direction and their fandom have been the most iconic part of the 2010s you CAN NOT change my mind.

We leaked albums, hacked airport security, ended bands careers, started drama wars, tried to BUY THE BAND, broke world records and they’re still getting nominated for awards even after they’ve all gone solo.

y’all could never.

[tealesbian]

[prideprejudce]

[star-cities-finest-deactivated2]

[harvestspriteirl]

None of that is okay what the fuck

[iwannabeadored]

Didn’t one fan drive HOURS to get the official birth record of one of the members kids bc they had a conspiracy that it was a fake baby?

[trueconfessionsofacurvygirl]

Excuse me?

[finefrog654654675-deactivated20]

[catchymemes]

[no-chill-at-all]

[we-love-short-videos-blog]

[the-hills-have-ass]

[theubergrump]

Transcription: “My manager at Abercrombie was a woman who I think - she seemed twenty years older than me, she was probably three years older than me - and the most distinct thing I remember happening is: one day I was eating an apple and she said, “What does that taste like?” and I said, “An apple?” and she said, “Yeah, I’ve never had one.” She was later arrested.”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kingjaffejoffer]