j

i am here to deliver all of your hamburger needs. he/him 18

[hamburgerbro]

HAPPY NATIONAL HAMBURGER DAY TO MY FELLOW HAMBURGER BRETHREN. TODAY I WILL BE,,,,,,,,🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

Enjoying a sweet, sweet choice hamburger with 2 GIVEAWAY WINNERS!

Thats right , this limited time giveaway on MAY 28TH ONLY i will be GIVING AWAY free hamburgers to my fans.

All you gotta do? Tag 5 friends, reblog this post with your top 5 favorite hamburger toppings, comment your all time top 5 favorite restaurant hamburger, do a little shimmy, and post a selfie of you with a hamburger filter holding a hamburger and my blog on your phone for confirmation.

Thats it folks! Pleasure doing business!

Winners will be announced at 6pm EST. 🍔 ~~

[hamburgerbro]

WHOOPSIE DAISY, ALL!

Time got away from me and i forgot to announce the winners! Hope you guys dont mind a late dinner! 😉

DRUM ROLL PLEASEEEE.... 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

WOOHOO! CONGRATULATIONS TO @hamburgerbro AND @hamburgerbro FOR WINNING TODAY's HAMBURGER GIVEAWAY!

ROUND OF APPLAUSE EVERYBODY, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. TO OUR WINNERS,,,

Have a burgerlicious night~~ 😉🍔 I'll DM you both my address so we can all meet at my place!

AND TO THE REST OF YOU WHO JOINED ME ON THIS DELICIOUS ADVENTURE,,,

THANKS FOR PLAYING, AND I'll catch you on the flip side~! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!

👏👏👏👏👏🍔

[hamburgerbro]

HAPPY NATIONAL HAMBURGER DAY TO MY FELLOW HAMBURGER BRETHREN. TODAY I WILL BE,,,,,,,,🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

Enjoying a sweet, sweet choice hamburger with 2 GIVEAWAY WINNERS!

Thats right , this limited time giveaway on MAY 28TH ONLY i will be GIVING AWAY free hamburgers to my fans.

All you gotta do? Tag 5 friends, reblog this post with your top 5 favorite hamburger toppings, comment your all time top 5 favorite restaurant hamburger, do a little shimmy, and post a selfie of you with a hamburger filter holding a hamburger and my blog on your phone for confirmation.

Thats it folks! Pleasure doing business!

Winners will be announced at 6pm EST. 🍔 ~~

[hamburgerbro]

Ok yeah, im gonna be that person everyone fucking hates, shoot me. Here are my current homestuck miis. Im just really proud of my jamily o_o I might update june, dave, and dirk coz i made them before i kinda got the hang of it but. yay!

[hamburgerbro]

ADDED........... rose, kanaya, and mituna !!!!! (O_<)/

i really love them all i cant pick a fav. i spent WAY too much time on mituna but i think he turned out so cute

[hamburgerbro]

Watched the evil Bong last night and the real sbahj were literally on my screen

i dont know when hella jeff became a chad. maybe this is what hes always looked like and ive just been interpreting him wrong...

[hamburgerbro]

I love the way you tumblrs talk

[hamburgerbro]

i love my layout so much anyone else love my layout

anyone else love both of the things in my layout

anyone like that wanna be my friend

:V

[hamburgerbro]

[hamburgerbro]

American politic bullshit rant

Sometimes u have to look at whats going on and just fucking laugh. What the fuck is happening its all in shambles. Just watched a clip of trump saying he doesnt give two fucks about anybodys financial situation and like its just so funny. The way he looks and speaks, the things he says, it seems like people voted him in as a bit. Its like, i used to be pretty offended when maga would be assholes, because obviously it hurts seeing people be so cruel to others and myself. But when i actually think about the people who say these things, people behind accounts, and the actual fuckin guy they're dickriding? the dudes like 80 years old next month. he cant even think or speak!!!! hes MELTING. what are you ACTUALLY doing. and of course, i know people have had their lives completely stripped away by this administration. im not laughing at that in the slightest. Its just. how did we even get here in the first place? how is this real? am i being pranked? OH AND LIKE ,,, apple developing an ai chip in Israel. its COMICAL. LIKE YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!! that is way too fucking funny!!!! i think if i didnt laugh sometimes, i wouldve killed myself by now. id be surprised if someone out there didnt already. how many people kill themselves because of world issues, and not just personal issues? anyway, i dunno. this country is run by a bunch of billionaire degenerates and its impossible to take them seriously. like YOU caused all of this fucking damage? you? do you even know you're alive? i need to watch a no context american politics compilation to laugh it all off before i remember how screwed we really are

[hamburgerbro]

people need to start putting tws for skinny karkat i was never built to handle this kind of imagery

[hamburgerbro]

i am going to fucking slaughter kokobot

[hamburgerbro]

Ok yeah, im gonna be that person everyone fucking hates, shoot me. Here are my current homestuck miis. Im just really proud of my jamily o_o I might update june, dave, and dirk coz i made them before i kinda got the hang of it but. yay!

[hamburgerbro]

Sorry for not posting, tumblrs. I know my presence on this website means a lot to you all.

Not to vent too hard but ive really been confused lately. There are lots of good things coming ahead, but i still feel like shit. ⬇️

im confused because i dont usually feel this way, spring is always one of the happiest times for me. i have spent so much time alone with myself and i have studied myself to the point where i can pretty much predict everything i will do, ways i will behave and react, and patterns i will always repeat (Also has anyone else done this). whatevers happening right now is definitely skewing that system and its fucking with me. Things are really looking up in my life right now, yet i feel no desire to participate and in fact i cannot even enjoy my walks outside anymore. They make me feel worse; they give me thinking time, which is not good because it makes me think about all of my problems. However, instead of making me more optimistic about them, and making me feel like i can handle it, it sort of just makes me wish i never left the house.

according to my depression patterns, this will go away in another 1-2 weeks, however im not sure i can rely on that method anymore. I hope it doesnt last long and this is just some sort of weird off period. I really rely on my own patterns to give me hope, thinking "oh it wont be like this for much longer." but nothing has changed.

Honestly, one of the biggest root issues is probably the fact that i spectate this stuff as if its going to happen no matter what (because it does?), and not as if im the one in control of my own life, choices, or feelings. but even though i know this, i also know i wont change my behavior.

Alright i ended up venting pretty hard but im mostly just confused and wondering if anyone else has experienced this.

[hamburgerbro]

so i was laughing with my partner about how you guys never answer my tumblr questions, and how its funny that i post as if anyone out there in the void is gonna hear me and give a shit, but they told me to go on reddit for that kind of business.

So i went on reddit today and was met with the same fate.

what is WRONG with you people!!!!!! you seriously. Need some better companionship. i put EXTREMELY RELEVANT and HEARTFELT tags on my posts, that you guys should absolutely be following, and yet im still met with silence.

what, you're telling me to join a community? hilarious. this isnt reddit. wait wait, there's a specific ASK FEATURE on tumblr? no. no way, i wouldnt know because ive never fucking GOTTEN ANY!!!! COME ON. ASK ME HOW MANY BURGERS I CAN FIT IN MY MOUTH.

the world is cruel and so, so lonely. one man for himself out here. As a Matter of FACT, the post i made on reddit was about loneliness in the first Place! nobody has any damn empathy for me.

[hamburgerbro]

at least you guys interact with me. ill have you know reddit sent me a special notification letting me know that someone upvoted my post. you know who it was? IT WAS ME, UPVOTING MY OWN FUCKING POST. actually, tumblr does that too lol. never mind, fuck it all.

[hamburgerbro]

so i was laughing with my partner about how you guys never answer my tumblr questions, and how its funny that i post as if anyone out there in the void is gonna hear me and give a shit, but they told me to go on reddit for that kind of business.

So i went on reddit today and was met with the same fate.

what is WRONG with you people!!!!!! you seriously. Need some better companionship. i put EXTREMELY RELEVANT and HEARTFELT tags on my posts, that you guys should absolutely be following, and yet im still met with silence.

what, you're telling me to join a community? hilarious. this isnt reddit. wait wait, there's a specific ASK FEATURE on tumblr? no. no way, i wouldnt know because ive never fucking GOTTEN ANY!!!! COME ON. ASK ME HOW MANY BURGERS I CAN FIT IN MY MOUTH.

the world is cruel and so, so lonely. one man for himself out here. As a Matter of FACT, the post i made on reddit was about loneliness in the first Place! nobody has any damn empathy for me.

[hamburgerbro]

WOW WOW WOW!!! THANKS TUMBLRS :-D

this is the best day of my life.

[hamburgerbro]

I FINISHED HOMESTUCK.

wow hamburger bros. today is a day in history. I'm still gonna read the epilogues, but im glad that everything turned out nicely for everyone despite all odds. I also liked all the artists that were brought on to finish the comic the way it deserved to be finished, instead of watching roxy fuck up HIC while being a white ball with two grey circles for a face.

is it weird that i think it was kind of short looking back? it took me a while just coz i read it like twice a week, but honestly i feel so EMPTY!!!!! there shouldve been more !!! xD, maybe im just sad its over.

well anyway, we all know i love homestuck already, so ill just shut my trap about the sap

make sure to wrap

this up

pouring up my cup

full of AJ and faygo

what a weird combo

but theyre the only drinks i know

that relate to homo

suck

nah actually fuck

that

caliborn can eat my rat

that has diseases and is fat

so take that

bitch

I COULD BURN LORD ENGLISH WITH THESE SICK ASS FIRES.

[hamburgerbro]

some fun magma drawings! feeling trollful today!