(Inspired by the rumor that the Washingtons had a cat named Hamilton)
G. Washington: Hamilton! Get off the table!
A. Hamilton: Are you talking to the cat or me?
G. Washington: Both.

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(Inspired by the rumor that the Washingtons had a cat named Hamilton)
G. Washington: Hamilton! Get off the table!
A. Hamilton: Are you talking to the cat or me?
G. Washington: Both.
Alex: Here you are John, nice hot cup of coffee.
John L: Oh, it's cold.
Alex: Nice cup of coffee.
John L: It's horrible!
Alex: Cup of coffee.
John L: I'm not even sure it is coffee.
Alex: Cup.
Alex: Why is your report card on the ceiling?
Phillip: You told me to bring my grades up.
Alex:
Phillip:
Alex: I did say that now lemme see-
Angelica: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl.
Alex: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Laf can fight in that dress either.
Lafayette: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.
John L: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Alex: Killed without hesitation.
Well then
George W: Where's Alexander?
John L: Doing stuff.
George W: I don't like the sound of that, where's Aaron?
John L: Trying to stop Alex from doing the stuff?
George W: And Lafayette?
John L: Trying to stop Aaron from stopping Alex from doing the stuff.
George W: I see, and what are you doing here?
John L: I'm supposed to be stopping you from stopping Laf from stopping Aaron from stopping Alex from doing the stuff.
Get out
Aaron: Hello, people who do not live here.
Hercules: Hey.
Lafayette: Hi.
John: Hello.
Alex: Hey!
Aaron: I gave you the key for emergencies!
Alex: We were out of Doritos.
Good job Alex
James M: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Thomas: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
Aaron: Alexander made a fool of himself at the Cabinet meeting today.
Muggy
Thomas: It's really muggy today.
James M: If I go outside, and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you.
Thomas: *Sips coffee from a bowl*
George W: Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Everyone:...
Eliza: I did it, I broke it.
George W: No. No, you didn't. Alexander?
Alex: Don't look at me, look at Jefferson.
Thomas: What? I didn't break it.
Alex: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Thomas: Because it's standing right in front of us and it's broken!
Alex: Suspicious.
Thomas: No, it's not.
Lafayette: If it matters, probably not, Peggy was the last one to use it.
Peggy: Liar! I don't even drink coffee!
Lafayette: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Peggy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Laf!
Eliza: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Sir.
George W: No! Who broke it?
Thomas: Burr has been awfully quiet..
Aaron: Really?! Oh my God!
George W, to the camera: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
He wouldn't miss you...
Thomas: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Alex: What?
Thomas: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.
Clearly gay
[When he loses Alex in a store, to a worker]
George W: Have you seen my son?
George W: Short height, brown hair, brown eyes.
George W: Clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.
Headache
James M: I'm not doing too well.
James M: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Alex: *Walks into the room*
James M: Oh look there it is again.
Too tall
Alex: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Lafayette: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Hercules: Tackle him.
John: Dump him.
Thomas: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
Coward
John: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Aaron: You're a hazard to society.
Alex: And a coward, do twenty.