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Tres horny fish!
…these are actually years old, but last time I worked on them my program crashed, I lost a bunch of work and didn’t open them again until today :’)
guess who just finished their taz balance relisten
imagine: magnus giving an Anime Protagonist Speech and the bad guy is like rolling their eyes bc yeah this seems like something he would do but in reality he’s buying time as merle and taako rob the dude blind and then knock them out from behind before the three of them bolt
#magnus: and ill never stop fighting! because i know…i have my friends! #taako: [mouthing ‘hey do you want this cool sword?’] #magnus: yes! …they are always there for me
#happy wildcat new year to them only High School Musical (2006) dir. Kenny Ortega
anyways what do we think the mbmbam naming of 2024 is going to be. twenty twenty chore: do the dishes
twenty twenty more: more is better
twenty twenty tour: getting the band back together
twenty twenty roar: become the monster part two
twenty twenty soar: fly like a bird
twenty twenty soar: head in the clouds
twenty twenty soar: spread your wings like a beautiful eagle. that sounds like something the mcelroys would pick
Twenty twenty vore: this one’s for you griffin
twenty twenty hoar: no, not that ya filthy animals
imagine: magnus giving an Anime Protagonist Speech and the bad guy is like rolling their eyes bc yeah this seems like something he would do but in reality he’s buying time as merle and taako rob the dude blind and then knock them out from behind before the three of them bolt
#magnus: and ill never stop fighting! because i know…i have my friends! #taako: [mouthing ‘hey do you want this cool sword?’] #magnus: yes! …they are always there for me
Lucretia had definitely had taako’s elderflower macarons before the candlenights episode like they’re one of his signature recipes and she had loved them for 100 years
BUT she also knew that they were his own, secret recipe that no-one else knew so she was like ‘hmm ok if i eat one i have to be sure to react like i’ve never had one of my favourite macarons before, if he thinks i’ve had them before he’ll get suspicious, ok Lucretia just… act… natural’
& long story short that’s why ‘hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie’
Lucretia, mentally: nailed it
Taako: haha the whole recipe is in my book!!
Lucretia: …
Lucretia: this pretense has been wholly unnecessary
*later*
Lucretia: *leafing through a newly purchased copy of taako’s cookbook trying to commit to memory which of his recipes she can and cannot admit familiarity with* okay okay okay this is fine okay
*still later*
Lucretia, sweating: *pointing at recipe for a dish taako made almost every week on the starblaster* hey taako… this looks… good… could you make it??
Taako, drinking a milkshake, only half listening: do i look like i work for free
Magnus: why don’t you just make it yourself there’s instructions right there
Lucretia: um
Taako: the director’s a terrible cook
Lucretia, panicking: how do you… know that..
Taako: i can smell it on you
you realize, you don’t know who that is
How To Validate A Child’s Work Without Swearing and Saying “Lil Dude That’s Fuckin Sick”
"how do you not have a D6, they come with every board game" "my daughter--" "EATS THEM FOR POWER?"
could not stop imagining this post as magnus n fisher . thats his neurodivergent voidfish
[Image description: uncolored digital art of characters from The Adventure Zone, based off a Reddit thread. Magnus is a broad-shouldered human in an IPRE hoodie, while Davenport is a skinny mustached gnome in a fancy jacket, and Lucretia is a skinny human wearing glasses and a robe.
In the first panel, Magnus holds a baby Fisher up to his cheek, squishing them against his face lovingly. Magnus says: “my pet jellyfish, Mike, who is neurodivergent. he is 1 year old today.”
With an incredulous expression, Davenport asks: “Where did you get that?” and Magnus, smiling, replies: “ocean.” Lucretia pokes Fisher with a pencil and asks: “I have to ask, out of genuine curiosity, how is it determined that a jellyfish is neurodivergent?” Magnus replies: “I filled out an online quiz using his answers.” End description.]
ID: First image is digital art of Lup, an elven woman in her lich form. She has glowing, golden skin and long, curly glowing hair. She is wearing a flowing red robe that looks like flickering flames. She gestures behind herself and says, "You should see the other guy." Second image is of Barry Bluejeans, and human man in his lich form. His face and hands are black, while his eyes glow bright white. He is also wearing a red robe. He looks flustered with several hearts drawn around his head. His face is covered with many glowing yellow kiss marks. End ID.
the thing I keep coming back to about TAZ Balance, I think, is that there's heroes — lots of them, even — but there's not really a hero, not a singular one. when our characters try to save the world all on their own, and oh, do they try, their arcs — while eventually culminating in happy endings, for the most part — are, at the time, cast as tragedies. lone heroes, in TAZ Balance, are invariably tragic heroes.
Lucretia can't gather all the Grand Relics and defeat the Hunger on her own. Barry can't find Lup, much less sway Lucretia from her plan, on his own. Lup, crushed by guilt, sets off to neutralize her greatest mistake without even facing her family as she leaves, and that decision sets the story into motion in the first place. their intent to spare their family, to shoulder the burden alone so no one else will have to, fixes little and leaves them isolated. lonely. trapped.
even Magnus, rustic Folk Hero of Raven's Roost, fails to avenge the community that took him in. he sets off on a solitary mission to do so, never opening up about his pain to even his closest friends, but he never sees Kalen again. yet, maybe not too late, he learns, or rather, remembers — the strength to protect and avenge others comes from the strength to ask for help. the last thing helping anyone is trying to do this alone.
Lucretia assembles the Bureau, and as soon as she sees a way, brings Tres Horny Boys back under her wing. Barry, the very same day that Lucretia recruits them, sees the Phoenix Fire Gauntlet surface, and realizes it's time to put his trust in his family again — he shows himself to them soon after, and even with him putting up a facade, that's progress. and Lup, with endless time to reflect, is possibly the first of all of them to see where she went wrong. she won't be making that mistake again.
there's not a singular hero of the story, because taking on the burden of saving everyone is no task meant for one person. there's "our heroes," Tres Horny Boys, and there's the secondary, "secret," but no less important heroes who complete the ranks of the IPRE, but none can defeat the Hunger — nor reunite their family, nor vanquish an old foe — without leaning on each other, and on the new bonds they forged on this cycle. leaning on Johann, Kravitz, Team Sweet Flips, and the whole ensemble; every single connection that convinced them not to flee but to fight.
accepting that none of them can, that none of them should, be the hero alone — that's what averts the tragic end. the Hunger, terrible as it is, is wholly united, sharing and amplifying each other's despair. the only way to victory is to rely on each other, to care for each other, to learn how to be cared for, and to let your loved ones grant you hope.
to me, the most fascinating (and utterly unintentional) feature of TAZ Balance's narrative structure is the way that on the first listen, Tres Horny Boys are the audience surrogates because they, much like us, have no idea what the fuck is going on, but on all subsequent relistens, then Lucretia, and sometimes Barry, and arguably especially Lup in the umbrella become the new audience stand-ins, because just like us, they are, in fact, painfully aware of what the fuck is going on :)
Image description: tumblr tags from myself reading:
"and i really cannot say *especially* lup enough times. like lucretia and barry have their own meta roles in the story within the story, the meta-narrator and the meta-narrator's chosen meta-villain, but lup is the meta-audience.
whenever thb wear red or joke about bringing barry back and we as the savvy audience get incredibly sad about it, lup is right there with us. she knows the twists and she knows the backstory and she is an observer who cannot tell anyone or save anyone. until she finally *can*. i love stories about stories and i love lup!"
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Just thinking how much it would suck for Lucretia when she was making the Bureau of Balance all static, if the Void Fish decided that that shit was cool and that everyone ought to know about it and just broad casted it all across the universe
hey op I’m so sorry but