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jasper. 27. he/it. 18+ only. what it says on the tin

[catasters]

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..

[toomanyf4ndoms77]

I love model sheets...

[iconuk01]

The 1982 and 1984 DC Style Guide's by Jose-Luis Garcia Lopez and Dick Giordano are classics for a damn good reason!

Nearly half a century, and umpteen reboots, since it first came out and it's still a masterpiece. Simple, bold, colourful...

[dogpuppy]

Dogpuppy (b. 1997)

My lovely White Boys.., 2026.

Acrylic on canvas

[dogpuppy]

[girlballs-archive]

Fat bitches frotting

[girlballs-archive]

sposnored by thee fucking frito lay corporation

[im-mender]

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

[dogpuppy]

faget83629031852

@faget9261530128

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

from like 9 to 12 i would try to fall asleep by ‘making’ a new seinfeld episode in my head. i would open with a jerry seinfeld standup bit that was almost nonsense (its not like i can write standup like he can at 10 years old) and then it would be jerry and george arguing about a girlfriend i made up with some kind of pointless issue (”she wears bigger pants than me, jerry! everyones gonna know, who wears the pants!”) and then kramer would walk in. by that time id be almost out

[blextrophy]

[tinybed]

little baby… i’m taking u home with me

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[rainphee]

this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity

[dogfluid-deactivated20181205]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[dogpuppy]