Absolute Garbage

Fulfilling my desire to constantly share things I find funny • hehes and hahas • rlly into Zelda rn u guys •

[aureateplinko]

Holy fucking shit y'all.

[kenziecore]

ok but

[crystal-rebellion]

Have some samples from the comments - 10/10 would recommend browsing them.

[oceantoyz]

Trick-or-treat! Take one and pass the basket (reblog)!

Milky Way

3 Musketeers

Snickers

Twix

Results

Voting ended onNov 6, 2025

[so-much-for-subtlety]

BREAKFAST

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[alterniansun]

if i had a room like that id fill it with an alchemiser

[withteeth2005]

everyone shut up. look at how cool shadow is

[bocoe]

[tastefullyoffensive]

🥴

[toothpasteisrabiesfoam]

WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

[bootpoot]

i warned you about stairs bro

[gay-irl]

[skinslip]

@identifying-wrestling-moves Have you done this one yet?

[identifying-wrestling-moves]

1. Karelin Lift/Reverse Body Lift

2. Phallic Hold(?) (Illegal Maneuver)

[beardedmrbean]

That's a happy sign right there

[sophianightdreamer]

Translation, done quickly:

Good rest/vacation to the neat people

The degenerates who litter will burn in hell, after dying in torment from a horrifying disease, cursed by villagers.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

Nominating this as a grade-A Midsommar knock-off movie

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[feedbackwawa]

Go white boy g... Oh there's 4 of you now.... Oh no ...

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

[mxcleod-backup-blog]

The best thick cocks and young hung studs

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

that’s not in the recipe

[the--nightcrawler]

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ Meld ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

Long time no see traditional art! I've missed drawing with regular old ink and paper.

[doubleca5t]

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[smaaashsh]

[buzzingroyalty]

@davekatweek 2024 day one: plush im telling you now im gonna be projecting my interests on dave a lot this week

[animatedtext]

A piece from an art show I was a part of last night and a constant mood

[animatedtext]

Just posted this bad boy on my shop so you can let everyone know a bitch is trying 💕

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[greatcheshire]

Porn bots on here are trying out new pick up lines, I see

[visibun]

This has to be adaptive learning. A line like this wouldn't work on any other goddamn site or its userbase aside from this godsforsaken one and it knows that