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abysslll

itsladykit

Motion Picture Association of America.

waywardworldhopper

Entertainment Software Rating Board

i-draws-dinosaurs

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

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badassdemonsword

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently

wtf were you gonna say

redhotarsenic

Please respect my privacy

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently

my deepest apologies

redhotarsenic

I forgive you

redhotarsenic

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

titsay

guardian of the forest

megamindsupremacy

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

duskdragonxiii

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

duskdragonxiii

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

quasarkisses

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

duskdragonxiii

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

phillip-bankss

my transformers comic 11

queer-assthetic

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queer-assthetic

#obligated to reblog limmy on my dash but op why didn’t you post the whole rest of the clip!!!

ur so right

guerrillatech

kedreeva

if you, like me, are hesitant to enjoy what kinda sounds like "relaxes food standards" on the surface, I'm happy to report that this isn't "everyone can do what they want with your food supply without oversight" but rather a case where in NYC you had to have a permit to sell food and a second, superfluous permit to sell frozen desserts. This action simply removes the need for the second permit, rolling it into the first permit in order to help small businesses. Yay!

tanoraqui

Mayor Mamdani Announces "OPEN for Small Business," Over 50 Reforms to Slash Red Tape and Increase Support for Small Businesses

littleguymart

(source)

snow-nose

ID: a photo of a small white mouse plush with a red nose and blue, yellow, green, and red accents. end ID

bevsi

”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

longnuts

Your ass is getting opened in notepad

valtsv

recurring dead wife flashback where it becomes increasingly apparent that the person remembering her has dishonestly claimed a romantic dynamic to their relationship that never actually existed and erased any conflict that ever existed between them now that she's no longer able to say no to them

valtsv

dead wife flashback where each time we see her she looks more confused and upset by how she's remembered, then desperate and furious, until she's hammering on the glass screaming to be let out

valtsv

this isn't how it happened. you know this isn't how it happened. but you still keep coming back, keep disturbing my grave so you can play out your fantasies. voyeurs crowding around my autopsy, straining for the best view; pawing through my entrails like grubby butchers trying to find some golden meaning in blood and shit because you can't bear to face the cold light of truth. you just can't bear the thought of never having really known me at all.