Thundergod Thor

Hello dear Midgardians! I shall be on your humble planet for an extended stay as I assist with training at TSI.

[thorvaenn]

[eleedoesart]

If you don’t love him I’m judging you

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

I’M REALLY UPSET BECAUSE PEOPLE ALWAYS MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THOR AND LOKI’S LIVES WERE ANGSTY FROM START TO FINISH BUT OMG THAT’S NOT THE CASE I AM PRETTY SURE THEY HAD A GOOD CHILDHOOD TOGETHER SERIOUSLY

LIKE COME ON GUYS

I JUST NEED PEOPLE TO REALIZE

IT WASN’T ALWAYS SO BAD

[sekra]

[frederica-the-great-deactivated]

Mother does know you weareth her drapes.

[jennj80-chrishemsworth]

[hammerandthunderbolts]

Poptarts or smashing mugs?

Well, apparently the latter is no appreciated here on Earth. So I would have to go with PopTarts. 

[forgedsoul-blog]

[hammerandthunderbolts]

Dear Thor,

Thank you for being there for me when I needed a shoulder to lean on, Thor. While I am gone, I know you will hold down the fort. Thank you for being such a close friend.

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The Asgardian found the letter on his desk that night, immediately opening and reading over the brief passage with a growing frown. But he understood, knew that sometimes a soldier had to leave the masses to go figure himself out again before he could fight another day. From his past, Thor knew well what a break from the norm could do, what some soul-searching could change in a person. He knew Romar would come back. 

He just worried as to who he would be when he returned.

[hammerandthunderbolts]

If you could be anything here on Midgard, what profession would you choose?

Ever since I have been alerted as to what these "dogs" are, I do enjoy the thought of being surrounded by them and other domestic Midgardian animals. Apparently there are places where they are sent to be taken care of in masses when they have no home? I would not mind working there.

[sonar-cassidy-deactivated201211]

[hammerandthunderbolts]

How the 'He's adopted' line should have gone

Natasha: He killed 80 people in two days.

Thor: I stormed into Jottunheim intent on starting a war and killed dozens of frost giants in under an hour.

Bruce: ....I'm pretty sure the other guy's killed over a hundred in less time...

Tony: I created bombs designed to kill hundreds in seconds, and was proud of it.

Natasha: *looks down* Admittedly, the red in my ledger is pretty horrible, too...

Steve: ...well, this is awkward.

[hammerandthunderbolts]

Training || Thor & Vali

[vali-and-narfi-deactivated20121]

Easy.

Too easy.

So easy it was insulting.

It was a good thing he had put the blindfold on because if not, he would have sent a death glare at his own mentor. Instead, all that was seen was his scowl.

After Thor’s instructions, his ears perked up, and his nose wrinkled a little, trying to sense where he was. He had to admit, for someone as large as Thor, he was pretty light on his feet.

But not light enough.

He heard the faint hum of his hammer, and he immediately turned to the right. That was his answer. But he wasn’t done yet.

He caught the hammer as it reached him.

Big mistake.

“Argh!” he cried as the weight of the hammer proved to be too much for him, and as it returned to Thor, he let go quickly before it could bring him with it. In the end, he stumbled and fell miserably on his side on the floor, cursing and hissing under his breath as he clutched his hip in pain.

[hammerandthunderbolts]

The deity barely had enough time to realize what his student’s intentions were before they were performed. By the time he had opened his mouth to forbid him from grasping the hammer, it was already too late. Thor waited until he saw the student’s grasp fall from the handle before he summoned the weapon back to him, placing it firmly on the ground before quickly making his way over to Vali.

 “I do not believe catching Mjolnir was in any of my instructions,” the blond murmured as he bent down to be closure to his student, his tone obviously one of disapproval. “Though I do apologize for not giving you any warning.”

 Thor gently turned the boy over onto his back, knowing that him staying on the side he had connected with the ground on would do him no good. He examined the male, taking his arm and lifting it up to make sure his wrist nor fingers were broken from the hammer’s weight. Luckily, it seemed Vali had released it before such damage could be done. It seemed as if his side would have had the worst injuries from the fall. Blue eyes looked down at his student with clear corner. “How is the hip? Should I have a nurse retrieve you?”

[ta2vox]

[mordanthallion]

#this was so cute too bad fandom TOOK IT TOO FAR AND MADE THESE TWO INTO PERPETUAL IMBECILES #wow feelings there

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.

[vali-and-narfi-deactivated20121]

Just wanted to wish darling Lilith (Patches) a very happy birthday!

8D

[justice-delossantos-deactivated]

Happy birthday Lilith! 

Thank you for everything you do! 

[forgedsoul-blog]

[specter-of-a-girl-blog]

[fidelitygoddess-blog]

[sonar-cassidy-deactivated201211]

[hammerandthunderbolts]

[asgardian-failure-deactivated20]

I Believe An Introduction Is In Order?

Hello, my name is Nicholas Resingson. I am from Asgard and am son of the great warrior, Resing. I am pleased to meet each one of you.

[hammerandthunderbolts]

A fellow Asgardian is to be  one of my new students? Well then, welcome to TSI, Son of Resing.

[hammerandthunderbolts]

SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY, REALLY WANT!

OOC: ALLY IF THIS IS YOU, I SWEAR--

[kimlennox]

[hammerandthunderbolts]

When people believe/say Thor honestly does not care about Loki, and the have no relationship because Thor is a bag of dicks that thinks little of what his brother has to say...

[shieldinitiativeconfessions-blog]

Confession #132: Thor’s students are very nice and strong. I think they get it from their mentor.