Sarcasm and Redecorating @eleedoesart - Tumblr Blog

Alone with each other ❤️

#hellsing #alutegra #alucard #sir integra #what on actual god's green earth is this masterpiece i am witnessing #because i have WITNESSED BEAUTY with this art #ohmygahd thank you for sharing your art thank you so much ohgawd thankyou

cry-ptidd

Eyes (that I probably won't finish)

#magnificent fanart #hellsing #hell YEAH #Integra #alucard #anderson #I've been staring at this for half an hour #FAVORITE

mug-of-beans

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

aqueerkettleofish

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

#I like how we all talk about the internet as old magic #the algorithm can go love itself in the butthole thank you very much

inho-gihun

having an archenemy as a grown ass man is so gay actually. what are you arching? your back?

eleedoesart

I said this to a friend outloud once and she did a legit spittake

#I could tag so many different blorbos here but #the only one I've seen calling another an archenemy IN CANON is Robin #and when i say robin i mean dick grayson #i see you slut (lovingly)

nightwingsjockstrap

long haired dick grayson by nichasheng on twitter

#nightwing #dc comics #dick grayson #robin #sighs with longing #he is and will always be my favorite #I am human I have weaknesses and that means my heart aches for Nightwing

lockoutkey

y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

Get some help bbgs

minecraftphantomsmybeloved

In my weak defense I’m in a lot of smaller or old fandoms and you take what you get. Also i don’t usually use the exclude option and i love when the crack is treated seriously.

not-tumbling

maybe im dumb but like. depending on the context almost nothing from this list is a complete dealbreaker depending on what else is in the fic? am i the freaky guy here? and some of these things are very popular and even "normal". also i got 71

#score: 42 #but yeah when I got to 30 or something all tropes were in the bdsm/roleplaying/rough play category so #I feel like I cheated lol #I mean if you read choking kink then how are you not into calling the other sir or into bondage come on #my bestfriend has me saved as “god of sin” in their contacts🤣

sarriathmg

🧛‍♂️

#dickjay #jaydick #sarriathmg's art #vampires #dc vs vampires #ok this definitely did something to me lmao #sometimes i want dick to be his worst self his villain self #because he's so clever and sharp and witty and op #this illustration is perfectly depicting that #and Jason's defeated in his arms not fighting back anymore aaaahhh i love this so freaking much

blackbeanbao

#sladick #dickstroke #slade wilson #dick grayson #verse: archipelago #blackbeanbao #bao's art style never fails to deliver dreamy landscapes and pretty lines❤️#dick's eyes fixed on slade #Slade's beefiness #it's the simple things in life

Hey babe, there's a suspicious post with a weird link that suddenly appeared on your blog. You might want to change up your passwords.

I saw your ask yesterday and went to check my blog but didn't see anything on my page other than what I myself had posted, but followed your advice and changed my passwords to be safe.

Also there's a ton pf pornbots following me the last week and idk if these two incidents are related or not.. anyway, thanks for the heads up I appreciate it!

Now, on to go purge those bots lmao

#pornbots are at it again #what if my account is so dummy thick that it can be hacked by advertisement companies so easily oof

stellectrics

i forgive you. don't bother.

#i am SCREAMING AT WORK #you have no idea how much this means to me #SEROTONIN TO MY BRAIN #GOOD OMENS #omg omgomgomgmomg #neil gaiman #I LOVE YOU CAN YOU HEAR ME MR GAIMAN???!!! I LOVE YOU #I've been a fan since 2010 #i read the book every fall #like these two were my first ever EVER otp even before hellsing even before naruto even before hp ohshit idk what to do i am freakin out rn

sarahreadstoomanycomics

Nightwing 106 variant cover by Dan Mora

#nightwimg #dc comics #dan mora #each time dan mora draws I regain the will to live

UGH i need to start drawing again I miss sketching out hot babes and redrawing memes

#maybe I'll make another account #one that is not banned -_-

mollyjames

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

mollyjames

Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can't keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You'd kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.

#raise the ban #bring the dicktitty back 2k23 #one can dream

moliathh

they committed treason and genocide

#hellsing #integra hellsing #alucard hellsing #alutegra #barbie meme #chanting: otp - otp - OTP #op I love everything about this I love it to the bone the dark gremlin in my head went rabid with joy after seeing your art #moliathh art #I love them both so much helpless hellsing fan over here for over 15 years I regret nothing

superhelldeactivated

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

eleedoesart