My Own Secret Ceremonials

🌧️📀🌌🏰🎧🐀🐚🌝💫 the mole people are real🚨‼️

[dogtheories]

[jame7t]

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

[worstgirlintheworld]

he had suchhh a way with words

[hamnah24]

i do worry about her a little. but also this song is so funnnn😛😛😛😛

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[dogpuppy]

[vikhytherm]

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

[mostly-kate]

i was acting like phoebe bridgers song wouldn’t make me cry. what was i thinking

[jan-liliten]

would you rather have a gay thought or a son daughter

[evilvillain123456789]

I fail to see how the Monsters of Inc. were persuaded to care about the welfare of children who to them were no more than an anonymous, alien resource necessary for the convenience of their lives. They weren't even the same species of them. Yet they overhauled their whole energy economy to be more humane toward this hated other, which had no legal rights in their society, and which most of them had never even seen. It really makes no sense, if anything it's sort of a perversion, like if you actually lived with that level of concern and empathy you wouldn't be able to function at all. You would be, just, fucking debilitated. Just psychologically crushed. Idk it's just not that plausible to me. And Randall, the lizard. He isn't that fuckable either.

[radiation]

Raw as fuck line honestly

[dogpuppy]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[mycupoverfloweth]

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[segamascott]

[evereadsminds]

the real love island was the female friendships we made along the way