vita pergit

[welcometoyouredoom]

[afro-elf]

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

[werewolfofsector2814]

We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.

You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.

Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.

[afro-elf]

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[snorlaxatives]

grown ass adults every time a disney sequel gets released: leave your kids at home 👏🏼👏🏼 this one’s for the 90s babies 💯💯💯 i will literally beat the SHIT out of any child i see in the theater 👊🏼😤👊🏼

[whitepeopletwitter]

[alexanderburrsir]

Hamilton: An American Musical, Act 2

[unclefather]

[actjustly-deactivated20181001]

You took our peoples as slaves but aren’t taking refugees. 

[reverseracism]

[toastbutteregg]

youre insecure

dont know what for

[mxhammad]

relatable

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[smalltonystark]

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[bitchnotbirch]

cupcake wars

florian: this cupcake was okay. not very good. the texture was not at all something i wanted in my mouth, and your flavors did not harmonize. this cupcake is a mess.

candice: i really enjoyed your decorations, but i do think that (flavor a) overpowered (flavor b). i didn’t taste much of a balance. the cake was also a bit dense for me.

guest judge, shoving the rest of the cupcake into their mouth: i tHoUgHt iT wAs gOoD

[emmy4keri]