@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?
my friend, if only you knew
Itâs a very dangerous language to learn
Hereâs an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. Thatâs why itâs âla chatâ as opposed to just âchatâ. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you canât just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
#now Iâm wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year thereâs that kid who forgets that you canât translate âI am excitedâ to âJe suis excitĂŠeâ. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
âis the french language always on the vergeâ oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:Â
truly the language of love
