Shit My Husband Says

A Finnish blog for Shit My Husband Says / Suomiblogi omistettuna mieheni kuolemattomille lausahduksille

[aviovaimoke]

Uusi nimi, samaa sekoilua

Avovaimoke on nyt ✨ Aviovaimoke ✨

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

[wizardshark]

good LORD the piss is flying all over the place in that comment section! If you're poor do NOT leave your house you're definitely gonna get caught in the crossfire.

[removeoffthecraudestoppers]

How dare you say poor people shouldn't exist in public

[wizardshark]

Sprints at you fast as fuck

[thememedaddy]

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[ritualday]

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

[emmaklee]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[aviovaimoke]

"Oulu on epäeuklidista geometriaa"

- Aviomies

[viralfrog]

[rae-xoxo00]

omg the girlies

[astra-the-dragon]

omg the girls are saviiiiiiiing wiiiildliiiiife

[highlyillogicalandroid]

Not all heroes wear capes. Or trousers.

[poppy-tarts-stuff]

Not leaving this in the tags

[asukam]

I saw this on insta and someone commented asking her how she knew they were in there and she said that she saw the mama duck with only one duckling and thought it was suspicious so she stopped to check and hear them quacking down there... :') <3

[uncomfortablecliche]

the way the momma duck sped up once she saw her babies yayyyy

[reasonsforhope]

For when you need a reminder that there really is goodness in the world

And for whenever someone mistakenly tells you that humans can only hurt nature -

We are part of nature. And we are uniquely equipped, in many ways, to help heal the planet we are part of - so long as we keep choosing to help, and to heal, this planet of which we are a part

[260khorsepower]

[firwoods]

Little Finnish Things

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lusiferi]

[autisisko]

Reductress: Deep Space Nine

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[ame-gosh]

what if we kissed 🫣. and we were both lemons 🍋😳

[iibislintu]

Animals in Finnish proverbs

to have your own cow in the ditch

to have a fox tail under your arm

not to be riding a rabbit

to perform a bear's service

a horse too will kick you out of love

to transform a little fly into a little bull

to end up in the wolf's mouth

may the wolf bless

to be a goat guarding the cabbage patch

to be [somewhere as quick] as a stoat

let the horse do the worrying, it's got a bigger head

herring is a small fish for Christmas