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Model ☆ Cosplayer ☆ Anime Lover ♡ I.XXVIII.MMXIX ♡ Hello! Welcome to my blog! I'm Hanabi, ruler of the Hanabi Kingdom. I hope you enjoy your stay~♡

[thememedaddy]

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[ms-demeanor]

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

[ms-demeanor]

Since the sell by date wasn't for another 4 days I returned them. I was checking out at the store and I was like "i'm not sure you want to take them out of the bag" and he did and a passing manager was just like "That looks like a bomb, I'm just gonna take it to the back" and was off like a shot.

[ms-demeanor]

Okay but seriously, if you have a package of food like this or especially if you have a can that is bulging like this, it is literally full of poison, do not open it and absolutely positively do not eat it under any circumstances.

Any food packaging that is bulging has to be considered unsafe to eat. A lot of people who might be living on their own for the first time don't know what that looks like, and this is a really, really extreme example, but yeah if the top of a can has become slightly domed from internal pressure that's going to kill you, don't eat it.

[navramanan]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[superchat]

[gracepostsmemes]

Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[illkim]

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

[antifa-hulk]

You could finish him or finish him

[comeplayandgoaway]

[susielesbian]

a japanese teenager sits his parents down

“mom dad, im gay”

“but son how do you know? are you in love?”

the son shakes his head as a tear rolls down his face. he lifts his hands from his lap. they are bigger than his face. his mother begins to weep

he has yaoi hands.

[marshmallowgoop]

(A few) reasons the Kill la Kill English dub is gold

[lemonwedgie]

hanabihimesama PLEASE WATCH THIS

[hanabihimesama]

THE LAST ONE IS FOREVER MY FAV

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

Tumblr and pokemon.

Part 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

Tumblr and Pokemon part two. Part one here!

[awwww-cute]

Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling

[roachpatrol]

what the fuck this is too cute

[joshxadxn]

[moved-to-user-300]

tbh one of my fav vines