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📌 just a lame little guy indie, private, selective YAMADA HANATARO from BLEACH. he is just such a little guy. the best loser there is. penned by Linnea

carrd.

#📌 pinned.

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“ ... ” long inhale “ Sado is incredibly handsome. Extremely handsome. Absurdly handsome. Like... he’s STUPIDLY attractive! Like it’s DUMB how attractive he is. Like? Amazingly! Mind-boggling! Ridiculously! Pretty but also handsome and also beautiful. I mean? Like? What the fuck- ”

Send “🔥?” and my muse will admit whether they find your muse attractive or not. ... accepting !! @yasuhtora

#In character.#ask answered.#hana walking off screen to look pensively out the window #like he's in some documentary when things got too emotional #yasuhtora

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“ Inoue’s hair is also orange! ... like barbeque potato chips. But I think she pulls it off better than Kurosaki. She also has a cute round face and a beautiful smile! I think she could pull off any look she wanted and would look good in anything! Kurosaki can’t do that either. Also her personality is better than Kurosaki’s- ” 10s across the board!

Send “🔥?” and my muse will admit whether they find your muse attractive or not. ... accepting !! @inouehs

#In character.#ask answered.#inouehs #YAY HIME YAY!#with a dash of dragging ichigo for flavor

who else wants to be raked over the coals?

#OOC.#u can keep sending in 🔥 i will never tire #gonna hop onto gremmy for a bit now #gremmy vc ladies gentlemen everybody please... you all look like shit! ^_^

everyday Hanataro thinks. and everyday you should be thankful he doesn’t talk about it much.

#OOC.#tbh its called self preservation and so many simply cannot take #being told you look like you tried to do your own bangs and fucked up #then continued to try and pass it off as high fashion (hirako shinji)#and so many simply cannot take being told random facts about the mating rituals of whales #and the wild and strange world of agriculture fertilizer

🔥? :///

“ Ichigo Kurosaki is ... Ichigo Kurosaki! His hair is orange like ... barbeque potato chips and his eyes are... also orange. And he has a jaw line! I look at him and wonder why puberty stopped half way for me or something. Anyway, I’d say he’s uncategorized. ” status: unknown.

Send “🔥?” and my muse will admit whether they find your muse attractive or not. ... accepting !! @ichigokurosaki

#korosakis #In character.#ask answered.#of course hana thinks hes cute and handsome but he doesnt know how to say it #this is also accurate though of his thoughts and feelings dont get me wrong #JKASDGLSA

you’re roasting people ? 8^/

“ You look like The Nutcracker Suite if it was preformed by regulars at a BDSM dungeon. ” 5 outta 10.

Send “🔥?” and my muse will admit whether they find your muse attractive or not. ... accepting !! @biskael

#In character.#ask answered.#that's a pretty good score all things considered #JKASDLGHLKDSAGKLJGSDAK HI WOLF

🔥 i'm so sorry i saw this and i couldn't resist at all forGIVE ME I AM SO SORRY HANATARO I LOVE YOU

“ Even before Aizen decided to do all that, like when he still wore glasses- were those even prescription? augh- anyway, he always felt fake nice and kinda greasy? Like if you went over to his house he would have one room you super weren’t allowed to go in. That’s always a red flag. Then he slicked his hair back and everything got greasier and worsier. ... and even if those glasses were fake the frames he chose looked bad anyways. ”

Send “🔥?” and my muse will admit whether they find your muse attractive or not. ... accepting !! @keikakudori

#In character.#ask answered.#keikakudori #don't be sorry he was already prepared for this LKLSHSHADA

🔥?

“ You’re pretty tall! So that’s cool! and your hair color reminds me of mint or moss! 10 outta 10! ”

Send “🔥?” and my muse will admit whether they find your muse attractive or not. ... accepting !! @oschvank

#In character.#ask answered.#oschvank #omg so true hana!!

🔥 ikkaku and yumichika :)

Ikkaku?

“ Uh! I think he’s handsome! I know alotta people mention that he’s bald as if it’s a bad thing? But when I try to imagine him with hair it’s super weird and uncanny. So! I think he’s fine as is! A solid 8 out of 10. ”

Yumichika?

“ ... well ... remember back when he had those feathers sticking out from his face? and you know how when you have a full face of makeup, and you wash if off, and there’s still some makeup left on your face afterwards? it was like that except he just lived that way. And it was only on one eye too! It was all asymmetrical and minimalist but bad. I mean... Captain Kurotsuchi is very ostentatious with his get-ups but at least he put his whole chest into it. Back then it seemed like Ayasegawa wasn’t sure what they wanted so they tried to go down the middle... also that weird, orange turtle neck - arm warmer contraption gave me anxiety for no reason. Because it had that strip of fabric attaching the two, and that thing must have fallen off, or snapped, or the button flew off like a million times! Does he have to go around chasing after the button? Does he have to repair it every night? Why is it even there? What purpose does it serve? Anyway ... I think he was trying too hard back then. But um! They look much more put together now! I like how the feather parts are symmetrical and he uses his hair for asymmetry, it’s more subtle and nuanced that way I think. Ha~ I just needed to get that off my chest! so ... He’s okay looking! ”

Send “🔥?” and my muse will admit whether they find your muse attractive or not. ... accepting !! @hokutan

#In character.#ask answered.#hokutan #yumichika i am so fucking sorry i am so sorry #ikkaku passed tho

loisnclark

Send “🔥?” and my muse will admit whether they find your muse attractive or not.

#tbt.#everyone send this right now so hana can rip you a new one

shows up to point at hanataro in the back

#OOC.#[squidward vc] AND WHY AREN'T YOU IN UNIFORM????

big idiot energy

#ooc.#sweetie peetie pumpkin pie

“ UH ... you do the weird stitchy-bloody-fleshy stuff right? that’s neat- ” it sounds like he’s walking on eggshells with most anyone he talks to, but it’s more defined being face to face with the zombie girl. he’s noted before that her protruding strands of hair look like cockroach antennae. then he had giggled to himself that it makes sense since cockroaches are hard to kill like her! not that they’re about to bring up that comparison ever. it’s definitely rude! even if he means nothing bad by it. “ So um... does your blood still flow normally? I mean it would be helpful with splattering everywhere. I had thought that maybe you had super low blood pressure but the blood was moving just enough that it didn’t congeal- wait is that rude? I’M SORRY- ”

starter for @zombiigrl

#zombiigrl #in character.#aint he a charmer 💞

“ Ahhh... just sitting in class all day. How do you even focus for that long? I never went to school... ” memories cannot be actively repressed. but things like persistent depression can effect one’s memory in the long term. even so, it’s neither here nor there in this conversation. there’s a brief pause and hanataro mouth gapes slightly to speak again but stops just short, like he remembered something. “ ... no wait- yes I did! ” that’s a fumble. lets see if he can salvage this conversation. “ so... how many fights break out a day? ”

starter for @tahtsuki

#tahtsuki #in character.#hana vc so... how are your grades?... champ?

gives him a wet willy.

RECORD SCRATCH, FREEZE FRAME- I bet you’re wondering how I ended up in this situation. If you have any ideas please contact me because I’m still trying to figure it out! What is it about wet willies that makes the whole experience so bad? Like... besides the context of it being only for schoolyard bullying antics. Is it the finger in the ear? The wet sensation? I mean everyone gets water in their ear at some point or another. But this is different. Because it’s spit? Hanataro has tried to imagine it was just water but you can’t. It’s impossible. AND ANOTHER THING jamming your spit coated finger down another person’s ear canal isn’t that gross for the assailant too? Like it must be waxy right? But the yuck factor is probably unbalanced here. The reward is worth the risk.

“ S-S-STOP!! COME ON THIS IS MY THIRD ONE TODAY- ”

unprompted ask , always accepting! ( @ichigokurosaki )

#in character.#ask answered.#korosakis #hanataro found dead outside the barracks (again)

WASTING NO TIME HUH ICHIGO?

#ooc.#hanataro vc everyday i wake up and everyday i am shoved into a locker-#ilu tho hee hee <3

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