I play to win!

Ask box is always open to my fans and i'm willing to talk to everyone no matter how big, small, or strange they are.

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"Can we cuddle, Ms. Hana?"

D.va: Sure. Anything to help out my fans *hugs*

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((When you really want to talk to other overwatch RP accounts but your social anxiety keeps telling you not to because you’re going to annoy them and they’ll hate you))

[breakingmacy-deactivated2012040]

Write a Headcanon about my character

[grincarved]

If it’s good, it will become official.

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D.va: *screaming* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mercy: What in the-

Lucio: Hana is out of Doritos. I have an emergency stash *throws a bag into her room*

D.va: YES! THANK YOU NACHO GOD!

Mercy: How have you learned her language so quickly?

Lucio: Lots and lots of trial and error.

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Have you ever...pickpocketed a doritos bag from a convenience store?

D.va: It’s called pick pocketing if I pick it from someones pocket. What you’re saying is just stealing or robbery which I haven’t done either.........unless you count video games then i’m a smuggler of doritos.

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Lucio: Aw man. One of the wheels on my skates must have come off!

D.va: Oh don’t worry. I can get you some from my shop that are super durable

Lucio: You own a skate shop?

D.va: More like I have my own brand. I could get you some extras and have them shipped here within a day with my airline

Lucio: Is there anything that doesn’t have a brand with your face on it?

D.va: hmm....Nope. Korea goes crazy with products when they have a star. Everyone started putting my face on stuff and I figured I should control the quality of it so I always know if I can’t find something of good quality I can just call home.

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((friendly reminder anyone is allowed to send me asks and I will appreciate it))

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at a mall with Lucio

D.va: Where’s the cola candy? I can’t find it in any of the machines here.

Lucio: Cola Candy?

D.va: Yeah. Candy that tastes like cola. You haven’t had it?

Lucio: I’m pretty sure that’s just a Korean candy

D.va: You’re telling me the fattest country in the world (America) hasn’t thought of putting the most fattening food with the most fattening drink?

Lucio: *shrugs* 

D.va: And people say Korea makes no sense.

[thislovelylady]

Accuse my Muse of a crime. They can only respond with either Guilty or Not Guilty.

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76: I’ve got you in my si-

D.va: *knocks off Soldiers visor* HEY! No aimbots! Git gud or git lost! 

76: ..........

after the battle

76: *calling Lucio* The fuck is an aimbot?

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😶

*smiles* Tired, love?

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D.va: Tired and lonely. *hugs her*

[nalintant]

Dad bean being dad.

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((.....I love this so much))

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Sophie was in the park drawing a beautiful scenery until she saw a girl panting pretty heavily. She decided to put her drawing materials aside and walked up to the girl. "Are you okay?" She asked and offered a friendly smile

D.va stopped when a girl walked to her. She pulled a circular electronic out of her pocket and checked the screen “I would be ok if this thing didn’t only give 1 EXP for every mile I walk!” she said yelling at the screen and putting it back in her pocket. She wiped some sweat off her forehead with a pink rag from her pocket and sighed. “Sorry. Yeah, I’m alright. I’m just being forced to “grow as a person” when I could be online” she said with extremely sarcastic air quotes. 

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“You forgot one important detail. I’m lazy” she said simply with a small giggle. “I can barely make it to the fridge to get smacks without taking a an iceberg beside me to keep me cold” she said obviously exaggerating and letting out another giggle.

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Sophie was in the park drawing a beautiful scenery until she saw a girl panting pretty heavily. She decided to put her drawing materials aside and walked up to the girl. "Are you okay?" She asked and offered a friendly smile

D.va stopped when a girl walked to her. She pulled a circular electronic out of her pocket and checked the screen “I would be ok if this thing didn’t only give 1 EXP for every mile I walk!” she said yelling at the screen and putting it back in her pocket. She wiped some sweat off her forehead with a pink rag from her pocket and sighed. “Sorry. Yeah, I’m alright. I’m just being forced to “grow as a person” when I could be online” she said with extremely sarcastic air quotes. 

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Sophie chuckled as she heard the girl. “Well it is important to keep a fit body. Although for a girl that sounds like sitting inside all day you do have a good body” she said honest and shrugged. “Oh yeah where are my manners? Sophie, Sophie Cooper” she said and held out her hand for her to shake

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She shook her hand and smiled “Hana ‘D.va’ Song. Nice to meet you” she said putting the rag away and looking at the bench with the art supplies “Mind if I sit down with you?” she asked feeling her legs getting weak from all the running

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“Not at all. If you need a training partner you can ask me by the way” she said and smiled as she sat back on the bench continuing to draw the scenery

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She sat down and smiled happy that she found someone that didn’t immediately turn into a blubbering mess the second she said her name.  If someone didn’t know her for her streams they knew her for being in overwatch and vice versa. she put her hand on the bench and leaned on it so she could get a better look at the drawing “Cool scene. You do that as a career, for fun, or both?” she asked curious since she only knew online artists

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“For fun. I sometimes do commissions but my job is working behind the bar of a pretty popular club” she said and smiled charmingly at her, not that she noticed herself, as she kept drawing the beautiful scenery

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“huh. I’ll have to come by sometime when Mercy forces me outside again and I don’t wanna die in the heat” she said glad she now had a backup plan and hopefully a new friend to turn to

((sorry reply took so long. College is fucking me up.))

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D.va after a 24 hour live stream

D.va: *staring at the kitchen sink*

Lucio: ......You ok Hana?

D.va: .....What is this metal alien parasite and how the fuck did it get into my house? 

Lucio: ....That’s a sink Hana.

D.va: How do you know about it? Are you a traitor!?

Lucio: Yeah, i’m calling Ana.

D.va: IS SHE YOUR QUEEN YOU BASTARD!?

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D.va doing a Q&A at an event

D.va: Dude in the blue shades. What’s up?

BS: YOU SUCK!

D.va: Not a question. Nex-

BS: SO DOES YOUR GAY FRIEND TRA-

D.va: *shoots him in the chest with her pistol* Anyone else wanna talk shit about my friends?

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Sophie was in the park drawing a beautiful scenery until she saw a girl panting pretty heavily. She decided to put her drawing materials aside and walked up to the girl. "Are you okay?" She asked and offered a friendly smile

D.va stopped when a girl walked to her. She pulled a circular electronic out of her pocket and checked the screen “I would be ok if this thing didn’t only give 1 EXP for every mile I walk!” she said yelling at the screen and putting it back in her pocket. She wiped some sweat off her forehead with a pink rag from her pocket and sighed. “Sorry. Yeah, I’m alright. I’m just being forced to “grow as a person” when I could be online” she said with extremely sarcastic air quotes. 

[vidu26-deactivated20180330]

Sophie chuckled as she heard the girl. “Well it is important to keep a fit body. Although for a girl that sounds like sitting inside all day you do have a good body” she said honest and shrugged. “Oh yeah where are my manners? Sophie, Sophie Cooper” she said and held out her hand for her to shake

[hanasongisms-blog]

She shook her hand and smiled “Hana ‘D.va’ Song. Nice to meet you” she said putting the rag away and looking at the bench with the art supplies “Mind if I sit down with you?” she asked feeling her legs getting weak from all the running

[vidu26-deactivated20180330]

“Not at all. If you need a training partner you can ask me by the way” she said and smiled as she sat back on the bench continuing to draw the scenery

[hanasongisms-blog]

She sat down and smiled happy that she found someone that didn’t immediately turn into a blubbering mess the second she said her name.  If someone didn’t know her for her streams they knew her for being in overwatch and vice versa. she put her hand on the bench and leaned on it so she could get a better look at the drawing “Cool scene. You do that as a career, for fun, or both?” she asked curious since she only knew online artists