Tell Your Friends, You Dead Bastard

(Credit for icon goes to @ummmmandy)

[hancockblocked]

From:

Marriage, Mayhem, and Ministry Matchmaking

on AO3

[tiny-universe-deactivated201607]

                 I’ll cry if you yell at me

[stabbedinthebaklava-deactivated]

Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.

[hancockblocked]

teacher: what year was the battle of yorktown

me: 1781

teacher: why did you say it like that

[hancockblocked]

me: You guys want to hear me sing Hamilton; a one man musical?

them: Isn't Hamilton really long? And have a really big cast?

me: How does a bastard, orphan, son of

[getloveforit]

x

[thoughtsofadame]

If you have written bad fanfiction clap your hands

[mikeyjamesk]

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

[bulundu]

I hope those ghouls we launched into space in Fallout New Vegas are doing well. 

[goblinsofthegalaxy-deactivated2]

The REAL treasure was the loot we took from dead bodies along the way…

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

[genderfuckmylife]

I wouldn’t really call these hidden for myself, but yeah.

[bitchycode]

🤔

[ikealanterns-deactivated2020112]

pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole

[hancockblocked]

When Deacon asks to talk in private...

[12chainz]

Everybody log off I need alone time

[losferwords]

[hancockblocked]

Me: I love to write! It's one of my passions

Me: [sitting at my desk, looking at my fic outline] I would rather die than type a fuckin word