are we demented or am i disturbed

my name is em and im wildly insane in the membrane i act and i sing - go and tell yourheadtripisboringme very wonderful things --------------------

[chloerachel]

[andrope-deactivated20221222]

[officialunitedstates]

when i get married me and my wife are going to scatter peas all throughout our apartment and then whenever we feel like it we can throw peas at each other and have a real fun time

[kittiot]

*My wife and i

[officialunitedstates]

well im definitely not marrying you

[hipstercore]

[ventai-deactivated20150703]

[mickeysupset-archive]

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

can the science side of tumblr explain this

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

[newyorkcitysubway-deactivated20]

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

[lizardmafia-deactivated20150517]

[sees fat orange cat] nice [sees REALLY fat orange cat] NICE

[knightchanges]

[handlinghiminthenight]

knightchanges:

Me as hell

[wxllnxss-deactivated20220117]

[tacoell]

just in case you crave that mineral

[passafuoco]

Here, shotgun.

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[glowstickhaloboy]

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

[gothstrology]

The sign's best traits

Aries - dtf and knows when something’s up

Taurus - hella loyal and gives great hugs

Gemini - none

Cancer - very maternal and kind

Leo -  loyal and will probably tell you if there’s something in your teeth

Virgo - intelligent and unbiased

Libra - cute lil fairies

Scorpio - great in bed 

Sagittarius - hilarious and honest mother fuckers 

Capricorn - great listeners and hard-working 

Aquarius - very open minded and accepting of your flaws

Pisces - creative and exciting to be around 

[jessicalehrman]

Millions March NYC.

For more photos and quotes, check out the gallery I did along with writer Kia Makarechi for Vanity Fair.

[omgzarry]

I got it all cause she is the one. Her mom calls me love. Her dad calls me son. Alright, alright.

[youngwhiteboi]

[metalbooty-deactivated20131112]

when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission