I never know what to say here

My name is Melissa and I am tired

[lovetone]

havent felt fly like a g6 lately

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[botanyshitposts]

we learned a little about those super deep parts of marine trenches in ecology and it must be so funny living down there. like your species hasnt seen the sun for hundreds of millions of years and your senses can only tell you where food bits are and approximately which direction to crawl in to have sex and suddenly you’re blasted with blinding LED light that disappears 2 minutes later and you never see it again

[botanyshitposts]

[rars]

really glad people here don’t say oomf or oomfies or whatever twitter users say to refer to mutuals

[unclefather]

[itsjuliak5]

I can’t wait to get a live action movie where Disney delves into the backstory of Gaston and they reveal that his mom got crushed by a bookshelf to explain why he hates educated women that read. 

[pendraegon]

nbc hannibal but through the lens of an avid reader of hannibal’s recipe blog and the beginning tidbits before the actual recipe are episode anecdotes like “Hello everyone, today I bring you the ever classic Flourless Chocolate Cake, bitter and rich and a lively accompaniment to some sweet wine or maybe perhaps some tea or coffee. Skip down to the recipe here. I reunited with Will today in Florence and attempted to saw his head open however I did have my reasons and he did try to stab me earlier in the day —”

[katification]

Ads on other websites: "I saw you googled tennis shoes. You wanna see some tennis shoes?"

Tumblr ads: "Wanna see the same frog purse ad continuously for the next week?"

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

IT’S THIS EPISODE. THIS IS WHERE IT’S FROM

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

[queerdungeons]

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

[kirjavaspan]

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

[body-of-ouches]

I just really like this tweet

[varandra-deactivated20230907]

this spring is slicing me in half. like an apple. will not be explaining what i mean by this

[t-jumblr]

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[normal-horoscopes]

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

[catsnraincoats]

Hey girl im consuming a new media

[catsnraincoats]

help girl I’m hyperfixating

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Maybe recovery is less about feeling good all the time and more about learning how to effectively cope with not feeling good...

[traumasurvivors]

I think this is definitely true. And in regards to healing, healing doesn’t mean it never bothers you again or that you “get over it”. It mostly means that you’ve learned to cope with it more effectively.