newt/hermann pre-relationship headcanon of the day: hermann would genuinely be a fan of newt's band (whether he actually likes newt's music or is blinded by love/lust is up to you) and while of course he would never admit this, he would be fighting for his life defending newt in youtube comments on his secret burner account (NewtonGeiszlersHusband69). he's also simultaneously insulting newt in the same youtube comments on his main account and possibly getting into arguments with himself to keep up the ruse














