The handsomest pizza ever

U kno u wanna slice ;))))) [Ask account for Handsome Jack except he's a pizza.]

[handsomepizzajack]

[Whispers]

This place thrives off of asks in which I do not have any (or may have missed some).

So I’m gonna start making up random shit real soon.

[cassywinchestertheangel-deactiv]

reblog if you like pizza or you've ever killed someone

[handsomepizzajack]

*slides pizza slice up my anus*

[handsomepizzajack]

There’s a reason as to why I’m very hesitant to post any asks…

[handsomepizzajack]

There's a reason as to why I'm very hesitant to post any asks...

[handsomepizzajack]

[Whispers] I lost my dad's tablet with all the asks completed.

[handsomepizzajack]

Good fucking lord I can’t believe I’m actually drawing Handsome Jack as a pizza being shoved up someone’s asshole.

Why would you send that, anon? W H Y ?

[handsomepizzajack]

*whispers*

im still alive, just waiting for asks

[handsomepizzajack]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What. ??????????

(continuation from this)

[handsomepizzajack]

Should I just start drawing some handsome pizza jack?

Maybe :U

[sgtclappy-trappy]

My sta.sh looks like a mess

There are no words to explain. I just. What have I done????

[handsomepizzajack]

mmm bby gotta love my face ;)

[handsomepizzajack]

when is your mixtape dropping???

The day I become that stupid Claptrap unit.

//Before people start fighting me, that is my art. Yeh. No worries.

[handsomepizzajack]

I ate your pizza wife

*crickets*

[handsomepizzajack]

I think I cleared out my inbox so I’m all up for wave 2

[handsomepizzajack]

cheese or pepperoni?

Pepperoni just for you, cupcake~ 

Don’t you just want a slice of meaty goodness?

[handsomepizzajack]

Wut r ur toppings

Meat ;) I know you want to eat all this meat.

[handsomepizzajack]

why

pls don’t hurt me I am just a humble pizza bby