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[handsomesnoog]

Intro post!

Hello

You can call me cosmo ( not my real name ) my pronouns are she/her and I’m a minor.

I’m SUPER into Starkid/hatchetfield.

but I also like pokerface, drawfee, linguistics, twin peaks, and welcome to night vale ( I probably won’t post about these things very often )

I write fanfic! http://archiveofourown.org/users/Handsomesnoog

I make edits! ( I put most of them here too )

TikTok - Make Your Day

I hope to speak to people. :)

I don’t know how a lot of stuff works so if I’m doing something wrong I’m not doing it on purpose probably. Thank you for reading.

[nogooddeetz]

“in school they used to call me uh… alley cat paul”

“alley cat paul?”

“no, forget that-“

“did you go to school with a bunch of ‘50s mobsters?”

“no-“

[sinyala-doodler]

Big fan of how the gutter men deployed and immediately rendered themselves obsolete from its success

[handsomesnoog]

Jfk and princess Diana occupy the same ecological niche

[eliassimp]

Jonathan Sims

Jonathan Sims head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London

[douglas-duke-keane]

[handsomesnoog]

I've noticed you pfp is Bryce (or Rose)

im legit on that episode of nightmare time rn lol.

im following you

She’s so sillyyyy

[handsomesnoog]

I’m having an amazing week

My buzzcut is back

And my gf gave me green yuri for my birthday :)))

However MY WIGGLY IS STILL NOT HERE It’s been five days since he was set to arrive at my home :( I miss my wofe

[handsomesnoog]

My sister is mad at me now because I broke her shelf

This is reasonable

[fencecollapsed]

happy TGWDLM:R proshot day I painted a Pokey!

[nerves-nebula]

went to see obsession today here's my review

[janedoewhosbrushedherhair]

BADUMBADABUM

MY MOMS A BITCH

DUDUDUDUDUDU

AN ALCOHOLIC

[goomy-gal-23]

A MELANCHOLIC-

[janedoewhosbrushedherhair]

THAT WE KEEP AFLOAT

[deadgaychoirkid]

ITS TIME TO FLIP THE SWITCH

[handsomesnoog]

WHEN THE PROBLEMS CHRONIC

[deadgaychoirkid]

NOT BEING HYPERBOLIC

[cometthefox]

BUT IT’S TIME TO GHOST

[deadgaychoirkid]

AND WHEN THE SUN SHINES DOWN UPON ME

[handsomesnoog]

ILL KNOW IM RIGHTEOUS BABE

[janedoewhosbrushedherhair]

BADUMBADABUM

MY MOMS A BITCH

DUDUDUDUDUDU

AN ALCOHOLIC

[goomy-gal-23]

A MELANCHOLIC-

[janedoewhosbrushedherhair]

THAT WE KEEP AFLOAT

[deadgaychoirkid]

ITS TIME TO FLIP THE SWITCH

[handsomesnoog]

WHEN THE PROBLEMS CHRONIC

[ups-sups]

The goobers as my goober

[toothflowers]

"Statement of Clark [Last Name] regarding a.......New place, found in his furniture store. Statement begins."

So was anybody else thinking about Helen when he pulled at his silly little map or uhh just me? :-)

(Also I apologize to Clark, I am very not good at likenesses whoopsie)

[handsomesnoog]

Washing down my gender rolls with a cool glass of gender fluid

[michaelmyersleftfoot]

He’s so happy. You know he hung that poster in the basement 💕💕

(Trapper still one of my baby girls. Jason’s addition just means I get another one)