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William does not sleep, He waits. There is no theory of evolution, Just a list of animals William allows to live. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for William. William doesn't read books, He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. William counted to infinity - twice. When William does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. William doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. William can slam a revolving door. William can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. William can divide by zero. William ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. William uses a night light. Not because William is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of William. William can sneeze with his eyes open. William invented all 32 letters of the alphabet. William's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries. The car was invented to outrun William, not to be outdone he invented the car accident.

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I love catching a bitch in a lie...

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Why am I ALWAYS the last to know whats going on in my relationships

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stalk me, instagram:ayonicole

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Its worth running the race when the finish line is you

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My kids painted

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I love you waaaay too much to be your friend

So wat does that leave?

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I swear one of the worst feelings is when u need to vent and nobodys there to listen

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Lifes a prison when your in love alone...

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My baby girl

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Im not...

... A toy u can use when ur bored ... A place holder ... A person who u can keep around cause nobody else is ... here for your amusement and entertainment ... A peice of trash u can just throw away I AM a man, a human being a father. Someone who deserves respect, love, FORGIVNESS, and appreciation... If you cant get with that, BEAT IT!

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That moment when you realize your still in it, and she step out of it... LOVE that is...

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my bbygrl

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