The Ronin Robot

Not all robots who wander are lost.

[theroninrobot]

So I’m not a food photographer...nor a “make food look pleasing to the eye” person but I really wanted to get a shot of the awesome knife I got from Eric @barnowlwooddesigns !!! It’s made from cherry wood that was scrap from a sexy paddle! It feels so nice! #sexywood #woodenknife #handcrafted #woodcarving #portland #makersgonnamake #quarantinelife #charcuterieboard #donthatemymeatandcheesepositioning (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CE4xcUiBDZX/?igshid=pzwb7s14hzgb

[theroninrobot]

AFTER!!! Oh no what happened?! Was there some sort of Lilliputian familial dispute?? Did Thumbelina kill Prince Cornelius? Are the Borrowers murderers?? Ok that’s all I have for tiny people references. Anyway here’s my lil murder scene! I won’t lie, I had a lot of fun making this. I will probably make more of these doll kits with a horror spin on them. The kit isn’t really to scale so I didn’t focus too much on that this round. Also the music box is hidden inside the armoire! I wanted a more horrific song... but Braums lullaby cranked slowly has a similar effect I hope! #horror #horrific #murder #murdermystery #whodoneit #quarantinehobby #schoolisparttimerightnow #soihaveplentyofsparetimetomakethese #sorrymom #youtriedraisinganormalkid #somekidsjustgrowuptomakehorrordollhouses (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEsIHxhBiJF/?igshid=1haha51n4jkt4

[theroninrobot]

BEFORE... .... Just dropping in with my yearly Instagram post! This was made from a doll house kit that I finally got around to building! This is the before shot so... get ready for something gruesome in the after.... #dollhouse #miniature #mini #before #premodelmakeover #dontlookattheafterifyoudontlikefakeblood #covidprojects #art #quarantinemakessomepeoplecrazy #luckilyialreadywas #imsorryinadvance (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEr9ReIhVRs/?igshid=quuav3e0ny83

[theroninrobot]

OH GOD POP IT BACK IN!!!!!!!!!!!! My back is still mad at me so to make myself feel better I had a fun little photo shoot! I’ll post more pics from it tomorrow. These are a few eyeballs I made a few weeks ago. I was trying a technique I’d heard about where you use resin to make the cornea for the eye but it didn’t dome like I wanted it to... I’ll have to play around with something else to get the effect I want... oh well no reason to let these mistakes just lay around on my work desk! Swipe for close ups of them! Fun story: in the 8th grade a classmate of mine said he wanted to cut my eyes out and keep them above his door (can’t remember why they would be above his door... I think it was so he could look at them everyday?) turns out he had a crush on me and that was his way of complimenting me! Isn’t that so sweet? And now we’re married! Jk! I have no idea what he’s doing these days! . . . . #horror #eye #eyeball #ididnthavefakebloodsoimixedpaintandpaintedmyhand #selfie #instastar #iwokeuplikethis #gross #oops #art #sculpey #horrorart #sculpture #anatomy #cutepic #iloveforgedinfire #itsonhulu #letmebeyoursponsor #influencer #lol #younglove #dopeopleactuallyreadthese? #notatworkcuzmybackisabiiiiitch (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1AglV2hBVI/?igshid=dy0vb45834pz

[theroninrobot]

Work in progress! Started this life sized severed finger today. It’s going into a little cigar box with various other severed parts! What else should I make for the box? Excuse the cut on my finger, it’s not dirty just stained with cherry juice! . . . . #severedfinger #wip #workinprogress #pullmyfingerlol #lemmeknowifyouwantaboxofbodyparts #willsellforabetterpricethantheblackmarket #btwitsberrycherryseasonandiamhereforit #ilovefruit #sundayfunday #makersgonnamake #vacationstation #pdx #portland #blessthismess (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzowu57hU44/?igshid=1b4mvzctqu7k3

[theroninrobot]

Happy Halloween!!! I was commissioned to do a 1:12 scale human heart! I really like how it came out! . . . . #halloween #creepy #heart #anatomicalheart #horror #miniature #mini #112scale #sculpey #art #artist #myhalloweencostumeismysenseofhumor #edibleifyoureintothat #heartsonfire #cantthinkofdecentheartpuns #pnw #portland #pacificnorthwest #portlandworeherhalloweencostumetoday #itsrainycoldandfoggy (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpnPfQag0rs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1u4rorzc82dlx

[theroninrobot]

I couldn’t decide which pictures I liked best from yesterday’s ear photo shoot so I’m going to post basically all of them.... these are my Blue Velvet inspired pictures. . . . . #halloween #creepy #bluevelvet #davidlynch #whichisbettermoldyorbloody #doyourearshanglow #dotheywobbletoandfro #canyputietheminaknot #canyoutietheminabow #allfourofthoseareactualhashtags #gross #art #artist #portland #pnw #pacificnorthwest #keepportlandweird #beautifulgarden #landscapeideas #pinterestboard #sculpture #severedear #lol #horror (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpkn-wEBGZ1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=84k4vxtd2cj3

[theroninrobot]

Every fridge should come with these severed ear magnets already... how else do you attach lovely childhood memories to it? Also objectively the best little Jeff picture there is. DM me if you’d like your own bit of magnetic anatomy! . . . #seriouslyilaughatthispictureeveryday #whyishesoangryatthatbucket? #Whatsinthebucket #severedear #sculpture #horror #bodyparts #gross #art #myart #sculpey #pnw #portland #mcm #therewillbemoreseveredearmagnetphotos #itsalmosthalloweenandihadaphotoshoot #halloween #creepy (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bphzd6qnh9u/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wmn3l4uht11j

[theroninrobot]

I keep forgetting to post things! School has been taking up a lot of my time and energy BUT I have had the opportunity to make some really fun commissions and this is one of them! A commission of the persons favorite sex toys! Real life toys made by the brand Lelo they are a set of Ben wa balls, a rabbit vibrator, and a clitoral stimulator! All made to relative scale and fit in a tiny bottle to be worn as a necklace! Swipe for close ups of each toy! . . . #sextoy #nsfwunlessyoureintothat #nsfw #tinysextoys #miniature #mini #sexy #sculpey #pnw #portland #keepportlandweirdlol #art #myart #artist #artistsoninstagram #followmeformyveryoccasionalpoststhatsometimesarenotart #ittybittyteenyweenypinkpurplesexytoys #gettingreadyforworkandhavingtroublecomingupwithinterestingtags #insta #influencer #glamour (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpaQRSTHFsZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1s2fwy6vqo07l

[theroninrobot]

The current chaos of my work desk.... It’s hard working on new things when it feels like everything I do in comparison to all that’s happening is frivolous. Who am I to work on art when our country has enacted extreme immigration policies because of a xenophobic administration? So for the next month all proceeds from my art is going to be donated to the ACLU. Please buy something from my Etsy or DM me. I want to do something to help no matter how small. Link to my Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheRoninRobot?ref=seller-platform-mcnav . . . . #etsy #aclu #donate #resist #nomoreice #letthemin #sculpture #miniature #wip #shop #maker #makersgonnamake #makersgonnadonate (at Portland, Oregon)

[theroninrobot]

@mistyfigs gave me a mold making kit for my birthday and I finally got around to playing with it! Made my severed ear first, then couldn’t resist making a mold of my mummified sour toe. Now to play around with painting the replicas! Swipe left for a picture of the molds and also some NSFW molds and replicas I made! . . . #nsfwcontent #nsfw #art #moldmaking #severedbodyparts #diy #makersgonnamakesomedicks #anyoneelsecreateartintheirPJs #ihavepaintandchemicalsonallmypjs #pnw #pnwartist #whowantsacustomsourtoe #mcm #moldcrushmonday #lol (at Portland, Oregon)

[saddeus]

The most horrifying moment in high school was when the boy I liked asked me if I was seeing anyone and I said, “no, why?” And he said, “Idk I just really think it would help if u saw like a therapist or something like that”

[creepyuncledon-deactivated20180]

I am currently in love with this video.

[d0esntmakesense]

love this new disney movie

[ganjflavoredcleats-deactivated2]

^^^^^^^^^

[molothoo]

What that dog know about the blues 😂😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Ok but how does the puppy like… know, you know? How do they know???

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[cunyfirst]

scandalous

[the-gingerdancer]

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

[theroninrobot]

Haven’t posted in forever so here is a severed ear I started working on tonight! Its loosely based on my own but I only put the one piercing and I’m trying to decide if it would be more interesting with a few more piercings? Also should I put earrings in the ear? I’m thinking about making it into a pin.... . . . . #sculpey #diy #ear #severedear #horror #sculpture #jewelry #grossjewelry #pdx #portland #gross #bluevelvet #davidlynch #earsareweird #oneofmyearsiskindofpointylikeanelf #onlyonetho #didyouknowearsareuniquetoeachindividual? #likefingerprints #crazy #pingame #pingamestrong #pnw #lol (at Portland, Oregon)

[falseknees]

It’s a philosophical query

[theroninrobot]

Happy Halloween!!! . . . . #halloween #catsofinstagram #cats #instagramcats #pumpkin #sluttycostumes #nopants #jackolantern #bestself #bethechangeyouwishtoseeintheworld