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@hanikasnow
Kill me
Also, I'm not going to be going by hanikasnow any longer, already stated on Twitter that I'm going but like..just in case you dont follow me there, now you know.
Also. Hope your 4/20 went swell n you celebrated it (if it's legal wherever you are, if not...for shame) mine was stressful.
Thank you n goodnight.
my daily ritual
experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener
hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring
procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.
addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea
results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve.
conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener
a quick witch sketch
*puts tape over webcam so the nsa doesnt see me eating chips and crying*
9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
3am: "FUCK."
4am: "FUCK."
5am: "OKAY."
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
i want an episode where steven explains very carefully to jasper that he isn’t rose quartz but jasper just doesn’t fucking get it
sort of like “what’s heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers”
“but… you have rose quartz’s gem.”
“yeah, I know it’s the same gem, but I’m a different person.”
“…but it’s… your gem is rose quartz.”
tearfully “I don’t get it……”
u ok there fam
he will need some holy water after all this lol
his tag is actually extremely clean!!
Except for the nsfw side haha.
do a shorbie one, mom
I swear it’s like 50/50 for requests between shorbie and leafy now
Horny Shorbie fangirls, fam. They’re everywhere. <3
on third thought,
N O
Why do you tease us?
me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.
But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?
Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.
I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.
https://xkcd.com/231/
ACCURATE.
One of my co-workers said I looked like a "Smiling Serial Killer" he said I have "dead inside" eyes. He then said that he gets called a Terrorist all the time and that he'd rather be a "Smiling Serial Killer" than a Terrorist any day. You know what I said to that? "Yeah, at least the smiling serial killer LOOKS like he's enjoying himself." We have a twisted sense of humor, it works out.
as long as you’re happy
I’m just about never happy |D /jk (maybe)
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC
What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?
Still hearing the ads music after you close the page
having adblock
Sites that forbid adblock
When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled
When porn ads pop up unexpectedly
this post gets better everytime i see it
When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.
THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.
When you have to wait to skip the ad
When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes
@extraordinaquari
I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”!
when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.
It got better.
Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol
When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.
he got the bracelet from a duck
