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What are friends for?

hanjiwillikers

gossip. also to pin petty crimes on.

#oh my god #she should open a business #the next great entrepeneur annie leonhart

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Of course. I’m uploading them to Photobucket now.

hanjiwillikers

youve yet to let me down.

#im guessing i dont wanna know what she needs that much lube for #and im GUESSING its not as innocent as the best slip n slide like pixis #or you know #so he says

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Not so.

Today I disguised myself as a vagrant and watched people come in and out of Wal-Mart. Their sorrow made me feel much better about my life.

hanjiwillikers

see, people like you need a job seven days a week or else you resort to these kinds of things to get your sick kicks.

at least tell me you snapped pics of people doing stupid things. walmart is a gold mine for that kind of stuff, its like being out in the wild. sometimes if youre lucky youll find a shiny.

#im #didnt annie end up on the front of the school paper for rolling one of those down the street

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Scraps of old carpet, mostly.

hanjiwillikers

what a sad lonely life you lead.

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The joke is on you. I don’t have eyebrows. These are velcroed onto my forehead.

hanjiwillikers

i dont even want to know where youre getting the hair for your eyebrow plugs from.

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I watched you deepthroat a pomegranate and squeeze the seeds out with your neck, then hack it back up. That might have been my pet snake, but I’m pretty sure it was you since I don’t even have a pet snake.

hanjiwillikers

for the record, it was a kumquat. and at the rate youre going im gonna shave your eyebrows off in your sleep. ive heard tales of certain people looking like cabbage patch kid dolls without eyebrows and im a person of science, lets check it out.

hanjiwillikers

oh hey if i give jean his shoes back i can start wearing my hair down and be the weird hippie teacher who comes to work barefoot and eats strange fruits in class.

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You’re already that teacher, Zoe.

hanjiwillikers

that was incredibly rude and although partially true, completely uncalled for, eyebrows mcgee.

oh hey if i give jean his shoes back i can start wearing my hair down and be the weird hippie teacher who comes to work barefoot and eats strange fruits in class.