[hamlindigo]

In memoriam

[modogoblin]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

tucking you in to cook at 350 degrees for 45 minutes

[riben-deactivated20230922]

[swimbreak]

It's a trick, it has to be!

[swimbreak]

eh...just more chuck

[macbethheadband]

Dear manager of Forque kitchen and bar. I am writing this email to formally complain that your sole with a side of steamed veggies is too buttery.

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

This literally looks like a gmod screenshot

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[flimflix]

[hamlindigo]

TWO of my best friends went to the same university as Rhea seehorn #her story

[sluttynurse]

DO sell marijuana to my husband.

[femgirlfriend-moved]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Walt jr would watch tobuscus and pewdiepie on his alienware computer while his mom’s in court for being walters accessory and brofist the screen

[grimeclown]

Yo mr white look what I made. That’s a stone, Jessie, you didn’t make it. It’s a football. I chiseled it, bitch. Well, alright, Jessie, throw me a pass. It’s even regulation size and shit. But not regulation weight.

[bgm05]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

You cant tell me walt jr wasnt blasting your favorite martian while his dad packed the walls with drug money

[xenosagaepisodeone]