Hank Green Out of Context

"Welcome to the degeneration of my mind."

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I have lasers. I have several of them. Sometimes we shoot them into each others' eyes.

-Hank Green

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I'm learning a lot of different ways to get rid of a body right now.

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Don't kinkshame a bird.

-Hank Green

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Why is the internet so hard now? Things used to be possible.

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People will be telling me a story about a football game, and I'd be like "that reminds me of a protein."

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You can't expect perfection from the world. Least of all from Taco Bell.

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Chemists are angry, but no one cares.

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We have to fight for “heinie”! Protect “tush” at all costs!! Don’t let “derrière” slip away into the cold, dark night…

-Hank Green

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And now I'm going to show my butt here for all of you to see, just moon you.

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Right now I desperately don't want to hear from the United States.

-Hank Green

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You're not going to explode.

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I am a little baby who knows jack shit about helicopter flying.

-Hank Green

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It does seem like egg would just happen.

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What's the sexiest part of a chicken?

-Hank Green

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I can't keep my money in gold, sometimes bread turns into that.

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I'm not worried about our ability to create new categories of porn.

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You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons.

-Hank Green