Hank Green Quotes

Not official or anything, but here is a place where the wise words of the marvelous Hank Green will be shot into the tumblrverse.

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Kidneys flying everywhere… I’ve got four now!

Hank Green

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Regarding Max

He's getting his display name changed, so I removed the posts from the blog. Thanks to everyone for tolerating the posts!

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We have to rid ourselves of that outdated and rotten conception that sexual relationships are like "predator/prey" things.

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Sexual Abuse, Consent, and Culture

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But the complicated thing can be like a real problem I face in my life or some contrived thing from a book or video game, and that moment of figuring it out is so great! I guess -- somewhat relatedly -- that just getting better at stuff, like that moment when you realize that you can now do something very easily that a year ago would have been unthinkably difficult. Having the power to feel comfortable being me and having society recognize you for your strengths is pretty rare, and pretty rad, and I have that right now, and I never want to take it for granted. And if I don't have it anymore, (which is certainly possible) I don't want to be bitter about it.

Hank Green 15 of my Favorite Feelings

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Over the course of a day, if all of my hair growth were concentrated on one hair, that hair would be 220 feet long. So while you don't see hair grow, you do grow a lot of it.

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The Explain The 2008 Financial Crisis CHALLENGE (and 7 other challenges)

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Hello! Know of any Hank Quotes relating to the environment? Thanks!

“...you probably expect me to tell you a list of things you can do, or a list of things that you can buy; I could stand here and tell you the importance of wearing sweaters indoors in winter, and tell you how much you really shouldn’t drive so much. Go buy efficient appliances and sign up for green power generation with your power company! All these things are important, but all of these things only help your impact. And as long as you’re doing this because you’re trying to alleviate your personal impact -- your personal guilt -- about how you feel about the environment, that’s never gonna help anybody.”Thank you for asking! Sorry it took so long to answer!How to Be Green Without Being a Prick

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It can be part of our job as citizens of a democracy to recognize when the fears being pitched to us are made of cardboard and styrofoam.

Hank Green Compassion, Weakness, and the 2016 Election

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Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon my butt.

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I’ve eaten you before, I remember that.

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Everything’s cool, man, just relax. Sure you’re bleeding all over the place, but it’s no big deal!

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It’s Halloween - a marvelous holiday in which we carve gourds, attempt to frighten each other and ourselves, stuff children full of candy and dress as sexy watermelons.

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You have to achieve penetration.

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A giant man-eating squirrel doesn’t scare us.

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I just got this toad on my head, no big.

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Burninate all the people. Burninate the peasants, and their thatched-roof cottages.

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Katherine’s will-power has ceased and she’s getting a cookie.

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HankArt Part 8 of 11

“Stop hitting me with a fish!” -Hank Green (x)

By ThePotterPickle (@thepotterpickleart)