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warmfigure

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

powpow-22

not trying to self diagnose but there is something deeply wrong with me

commonzinnia

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

homunculus-argument

There are no good or bad liquids, just ones that are in the wrong place or are better used for something else than what you are trying to achieve. Some brew that would seem like a very terrible tea, or lousy fabric dye, might be an excellent Potion Of Shit Yourself To Death.

adhdcoolatta

was eating a drumstick (that I was so excited about that I did a little dance on my way to the kitchen mind you) and as soon as I opened it the bottom cracked and a piece fell off and left a huge hole so I panicked and started gnawing into the top so I could make quick work of it bc I really did not want ice cream dripping onto my bed so eventually in my panic I just went for the bottom piece and started slurping it up like a sad little straw but that made it worse because there was chocolate syrup dripping so I tipped it over and crammed the top part into my mouth and started sucking it up through that end, eventually started alternating between both sides because it was hot as balls in my room and time was of the essence or w/e while my dog side eyed me and it got to a point where I was so tired and sick of it that I somehow managed to cram the entire cone into my fucking gob and swallow it after 3 bites.

#to make matters worse it was a knlondike bar so it wasn’t even good ice cream I was just chewing on hard milk #god gives his toughest battles to his hungriest soldiers #the last time I ate ice cream I started crying to my roommate on fb messenger about whether I should call an ambulance or a priest #I’m lactose intolerant #it wasn’t even worth it