I'm a stripper.

hi. my names hannah and my favourite past times are stripping for snape.

[chadwicc]

[proletariangf]

straight white boy culture is a gem

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

having a cat is pretty much exactly like having a child , The only real difference is that the doctor & nurses scream “WHAT THE SHIT” when it comes outta yer vag

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

normal doctor when patient gives birth to a cat: what the fuck dad doctor when patient gives birth to a cat: guess you could say “the cat’s out of the vag” hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[protectpumpkins]

did you create this blog for the sole purpose of reblogging that staff post?

fuck you

[staff]

Another reason to turn on replies: Starting today, you can delete any unwanted ones from your post notes. Just tap the note you don’t want to see, select the relevant option, and away it’ll go. (If it’s not on your own original post, tapping the note lets you report it to our support team.)

You can also hide inappropriate reblog comments using the same technique.

Just a little tweak to give you more control over your notescape. Enjoy.

[protectpumpkins]

Get this trash off my dashboard

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

[dacelio]

[andrewbelami]

[toocooltobehipster]

full video

[theeeprotagonist]

ME THIS IS ME I’m crine

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

bruh why i deadass be thinking like this stop

[whitegirlsaintshit]

Me at all times omg I really was driving home like this

[soupshark]

i support u lazy gay snake

[kiekstn]

[420moshdad]

why this bitch throwin butterflies in that bong

[mallowygoodness]

I’m losing my shit I thought this was a parody account but its not

[fargleblarflaffin-deactivated20]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[gq]

[pistaccio-nat]

[kindlysirwolf]

[pearwaldorf]

#cow! #omg #DOES THAT MACHINE SAY HAPPYCOW ON IT #OMGGGG #ded of cute #video

[criacow]

yes that does indeed say happycow. so. there have been A TON of studies on cows and grooming. the general summary: cows really like to be clean; they’re MUCH happier that way. if you don’t provide them a brush or something like that, they’ll use walls or fences to scratch against, possibly hurting themselves in the process.

but more to the point grooming is a way they calm themselves down, too. similar studies have found that it’s the first thing they do after being freed when they’ve been restrained.

which leads to brushes like the one above, or ones like this (one of my favourite cow photos ever):

cows: anxious and fussy but much happier when able to do self-care. SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

THE POOR BABY GOT BRUSHED AWAY BY IT AT THE BEGINNING I LOVE COWS

[wegoingon-deactivated20181007]