[hannershoran]

I haven't been on here in MONTHS but I just wanted to update everyone and let you know that I am in love

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

If you think you can hit an introvert with the silent treatment, 🗣BITCH 🗣I 🗣AM🗣 THE 🗣SILENT 🗣TREATMENT 😂

[ashestoashesjc]

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

[ingenieropapi-deactivated201910]

[hipster]

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

[004d00]

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

[liftedandgiftedd]

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

[morgueresident]

Sounds like something a vampire would say

[someth1ngpersonal]

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

[those1dguys]

[normalshrimp]

i lived, bitch

[they-call-me-marlon]

i laughed, bitch

[mgs3pe]

i loved, bïtch

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

I ain’t never gunna stop loving you, bitch.

[tiffanyvalntine]

I won’t hesitate, bitch

[mitski-miyawakis]

it’s Britney, bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

YA BETTER WORK, BITCH

[minkxjonsoon]

IM NOT JOKING BITCH

[missamericaofcuteboys]

Oh, we’re playing that this year, bitch ?!

[ant-horngry]

I don’t understand bitch, don’t understand bitch

[saiasus]

YOU FUCKING BITCH *THROWS DRINK*

[arbormistress]

I wish a bitch would

[mutetrashcan-deactivated2020090]

I won’t hesitate, bitch

[doggo-bloggo]

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[humble-magnificent]

I’ll have some of that, please.

[hannershoran]

Me, December 31, 2017:

2018 is going to be my year! No matter what happens, I’m gonna MAKE it my year.

Me, today:

You know what never mind this year sucks

[darcylindbergh]

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

[anest4etized-deactivated2025121]

This wasn’t a dream this was a premonition

[furybaby]

reading a boys horoscope to understand wtf hes doing to you

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[apolohgy]

What is your sexual orientation?

i like boys but they make me wish i didn’t 

[aqua-regia009]

[aqua-regia009]

Ghismonda with the heart of Guiscardo (Detail), 1650 - Bernardino Mei