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[vampireromantique]

(When you randomly find amazing architecture wherever you go because Vienna is full of beautiful spots.)

-The Votive Church / Votivkirche

[vampireromantique]

The churches of Vienna are something else. 

(Votive Church / Votivkirche )

[vampireromantique]

Bacchus, The Museum of Art History (Vienna)

[vampireromantique]

The museums of Vienna have a lot to give.

[boykeats]

what's your opinion on like being too pretentious?

you think oscar wilde’s gucci floral suit wearing angel ass spent his last gay breath making a witty remark about the wallpaper so that we could all live like a bunch of repressed 16th century puritans? are those glisteningly fresh rose petals going to throw themselves all over your scarlet chaise lounge and fake fur duvet? is that first edition of albert camus you bought at a thrift shop in paris going to lovingly read itself? y'all are really out there saying god gave us the ability to order cinnamon cappuccinos and buy herringbone tweed blazers and recite ovid to our friends only so we could not do those things? as it is with all paths in life, so long as you’re self-aware and not bothering or hurting anyone, you go ahead and be as pretentious as you want! it’s so much fun!!

[loremerchant]

some people???? stab emperors??? to coup????

[snaily-deactivated]

3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

[snaily-deactivated]

just in case anyone wanted to see him in action

[freudensteins-monster]

That is so sad. Alexa, play Africa by Toto.

[sirnotappearinginthisblog]

so nasa opened up applications to be an astronaut and all u have to have is a degree in the “right” field like ok nasa i see how it is u think an english lit major cant go to space well then tell me whos gonna analyze homoerotic subtext in space??? i kno theres homoerotic subtext in space ive seen star wars AND star trek 

[litverve]

“I believe the world is beautiful and that poetry, like bread, is for everyone.”

— Roque Dalton, from “Like You”, trans. Jack Hirschman

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

American literature:  Does success have meaning?

French literature:  Does love have meaning?

Russian literature:  Does suffering have meaning?

German literature:  No.

[hamletthedane]

Every Shakespeare Play Summed Up in a Quote from The Office [Part 1 / 4]

Created by: Elodie (aka Courtney Gorter)

[hamletthedane]

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[hamletthedane]

Elodie (aka Courtney Gorter)

[fyeahshakespeare]

best post ever

[landprince]

what if writers did streams like artists did

[sodacune]

[adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction]

I think it was a Monty Python sketch that showed an author writing with a commentary like a sports commentator.

“And he’s started writing… no, he’s just written his name at the top of the page. He’s written ‘the’, a very strong opening, used in several of his books. Oh, no, he’s crossed it out again.”

[gingersnapwolves]

“Ah, look, she’s opening the thesaurus again … perhaps she’s realized she used the same word six times in two paragraphs”

“Now that sentence is lovely, an excellent example of her style in - oh, no, she’s deleting it, never mind”

“This scene is clearly over, yet the brave author forges onward regardless…”

“She’s really picking up steam now, the words just flowing out from her - she’s stopped midsentence for some reason and is opening Buzzfeed”

“Choosing to google ‘which countries are nonextradition countries’ is a risk but it’s one some authors must take…”

[deaddolin]

god just what i needed

[30-minute-memes]

[karnalesbian]

[coolestkidintown]

[sa2ha]

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

[xartini-selini]

If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter

[thecaffeinebookwarrior-deactiva]

In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered. Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash. I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.

[theload]

I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.