It Fucking Rhymes

I spend way too much time thinking about murder and cannibalism

[willinterrupted]

Put your head back. Close your eyes. Wade into the quiet of the stream.

[felderwin]

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

[mistikfir]

Hannibal Advent  Day 24  – “Kō No Mono”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

The wild Wild West

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Fucking superb you funky little cowboy

[oldwitchsleep]

Caroline,,,does not look like Caroline here. But fuck does she looks good.

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Cockatoo reacts to the Fluff Challenge. [video]

[gruntsandpoetry]

Hannibal Advent | Day 13 ↳Savoureux

I could use a good scream. I can feel one perched under my chin.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Total dad move. (via JasonMan811)

[existingcharactersdiehorribly]

Promise me you’ll save him.

[jalowdens]

Are you, in this very moment, observing or participating?

[breadlesbian]

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

[scornpios]

Spy kids is a national treasure

[terriblecac-moved]

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

[existingcharactersdiehorribly]

Neither of us controls our stories well enough to get anything from exposing the other’s misdeeds.

[sothatstherealnews]

someone: yeah i know you told me that

me:

[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that