All of my Hannibal headcanons, while not necessarily explicitly mentioned in the show, are all supported by concrete evidence and are soundly defensible
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All of my Hannibal headcanons, while not necessarily explicitly mentioned in the show, are all supported by concrete evidence and are soundly defensible
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Hannibal sometimes fantasizes about a world in which he was born a horse, and wonders what would have gone differently
Unrelated to the fursona btw
Hannibal sometimes fantasizes about a world in which he was born a horse, and wonders what would have gone differently
Hannibal has a problem with “normal underwear”
hannibal considers himself an “ally” to the lgbt community, and as such would never intentionally harm a person he even suspects to be queer
This is also why he is waiting to kill Alana until she’s done experimenting with women
if Hannibal and Gregory house ever met the would have an affair
what Hannibal serves you if you eat meat vs if you’re a vegetarian
that fish jello tasted fine actually its the “salad” bro served freddie lounds that’s the problem
Hannibal knows all his food tastes like shit its a social experiment to see how polite people are willing to be about it
THIS EXPLAINS THE FISH JELLO.
As someone who eats pork jello (kocsonya) around the winter time, i really wanna know what flavor profile that fish jello dish had. Like ours is really just very garlicky, cold pork broth. Lots of skin, fat & cartilage rich parts of the pork (ear, tail, feet). Around 2 or more Heads of garlic, the strong european kind, not the big ?elephant? garlic.
& yknow it's pretty good it's a classic, traditional winter time dish. I gotta look up the hannibal recipe book maybe it's in there.
& to add to op's statement, in universe i don't think Hannibal would make objectively bad dishes, he's too prideful but as we know he loves pushing buttons & drama & leading people into traps. The "I'm not touching you!" game of the Baltimore (Toronto) bougie
in universe Hannibal knows there is no such thing as an “objectively bad” dish. He understands that taste is a matter of preference. He also understands that people are bound by the expectations of social niceties. Just the same as people will swallow some odd-tasting “rabbit” without question, they will choke down something directly in conflict to their own liking to avoid offending the chef. He is “emperor no clothesing” them with his meals. As they exclaim “ohohoho this meal is delicious” Hannibal is smirking a secret smirk knowing full well they don’t like it.
Hannibal licks his finger before turning pages
Hannibal loves having people in his kitchen it’s his favorite thing and he would never “kick someone out” of his kitchen (if they have been rude enough to get kicked out they have earned themselves the privilege of active participation in the upcoming meal)
Hannibal’s the kinda guy who would name a dog “fifi” or something stupid like that
Hannibal has a fursona
Hannibal is a wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better fisherman than will
Hannibal knows all his food tastes like shit its a social experiment to see how polite people are willing to be about it